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Nightmares

First of all, I love my name. As a child, I wanted to change it. But, now, I just love it. If you say it three times fast it sounds funny. Not sure what they slipped me this evening …. But everything seems funny.

So, good restful weekend. Well, a few nightmares. Monica, for one thing. Thought she was behind me. She’s back in my dreams. Along with a dozen others. But, still nice to get away from the public and media. For the most part.

The biggest Nightmare of the weekend has to be:

1) realizing I have to go to Ohio Monday

2) the report that I could really lose Ohio – WTF! I’m spending millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars there. Like 4 times more than The Donald. He can’t even get the Governor to endorse him. And, I’m losing to him? And I have to campaign more there? I haven’t found anything good about Ohio. Well, if you say Ohio, Ohio, Ohio three times fast it kind of sounds funny. I guess that’s something.

Trying to figure out how much more time I can take off before next debate….Ohio, Ohio, Ohio. Crap. Not making me feel any better. Really not happy. Going to try and get more sleep…

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Donald’s microphone

Haven’t gotten over the released anti-Sanders voters audio. I really am still having trouble getting over the FBI releasing my interview – and that was weeks ago.

But more? Why did the debate commission have to admit that The Donald’s mic was screwed up? I was so enjoying the dig “anyone that complains about the mic obviously had a bad night…”

Just not fair.

Coughing fits are back. Need more rest. I think I’m allergic to the public. I hate the media. I understand they are “Team Hillary” but I can barely stand them. I have my own assistants and advisors ask me questions now on the plane so I can have less eye contact. And have more predictable questions. Counting the days. Just all brutal.

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Bernie Sanders again

I’m feeling the bern…. Literally so pissed I’m burning up. Are there no secrets anymore? Emails hacked and more to come… And now, there is released audio of me calling Bernie voters stupid, naive children living in their parents’ basement.
Everytime I think I’m making inroads with the millennials …. something else comes up like …. well, too much to mention.

Now an idiot advisor “jokes” that I should “come out of the closet” and say I’m a lesbian. Kills two (or three) birds with one stone— explains away Bill’s multiple and continued infidelities, gains sympathy from the voters and identifies with the millennials and young voters and LGBTQ group…!!

Will save that one for a desperate moment. Sounded stupid at first, but may have legs.

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Real Clear Politics Poll

Note to self: quit looking at the polls.

I won the debate. I was polished. I won. Just ask me. Just ask the media. I was amazing. So, what’s the deal with these polls? How is Trump now leading in most “swing states” and picking up ground in the others? Even in states I have no chance of losing like Colorado?

Even scarier, I know that they use too many Democrats in most of the polls. I hope this is just to make my voters think they can’t stay home. To rally the base. He’s horrible, but he could win, so stop staying on the sidelines…

Just makes no sense unless it’s a brilliant play by my advisors. I’ve always had cunning advisors around me. Like the ones who threatened witnesses against Bill and or when they “help problems just disappear.” Dedicated, crafty people. Little pissed they can’t figure out how to quiet Assange. Or, can they? It isn’t over yet.

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Iowa

Kind of an inopportune moment for a train wreck.

I’m in Iowa. No chance I am here to speak to the couple hundred people here that show up for my speech. 6 electoral votes? The place smells like cows. People showing up in their “best” overalls. Nope.

My speech here is for America. I have more stuff to say against Trump. I have to bring some more stuff up he did 20 or 30 years ago and call him names. Make America hate him, afraid of him….They may not like me, but I need them to hate him, fear him.

How do I speak to America when the new channels are obsessed with a little train wreck. Who cares? They should be focused on me, should be broadcasting my plane trips, my speeches, everything I do. Make me look good.

When I’m at fundraisers calling Trump supporters deplorable – sure, that’s when they are Johnny on the Spot. But, I’m in Iowa, against my wishes, and doing a damn good job at smiling and shaking hands and where are they now?

Trying to hold off my speech here until the media agree to cut to my speech. Frustrating.

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Obama and Sanders

Just sickening I have to play nice with the Obamas and Bernie in order to get votes. Just a killer.

Actually, they might think the same but in reverse. Oh well – politics. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Why, why, why does the American public like Michelle so much??!! I’m a billion times smarter and have done so much. It shouldn’t even be a contest. They’re with her – the idiots should be with me.  All she’s done is marry the right person. First Lady? They didn’t like me. Her husband a chain-smoker who doesn’t care about the people — has general disdain for America. And they love him. And her.

Sickening. I’ll play nice. Until I kick them out of the White House, that is. I hope I kick them out.

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I’m with Me

How am I not 50 points ahead? How are there so many “regular” folk voting in surveys across America that Trump won the debate?

The media said I won. They know more. I won. Stupid public has no idea what to think. Trust the media. I won.

Next two debates are going to be rougher. But, I will memorize my lines and be prepared. I can memorize. Making decisions on the fly? Little more difficult. But, I can memorize.

Had to talk to those regular folks today. Looking forward to when I don’t have to do this anymore. Prefer to hang out with the real billionaires and bigots like Mark Cuban.

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Lester Holt was Wrong

Gotta love the media. Even those that are registered Republicans like Lester. He went after Trump so much, it was like a 2 against 1 in the debates. Beautiful.

I gave my canned answers perfectly. Advisors said maybe a little robotic, but overall very good.

Trump was very controlled and nice. I’m sure the American public will hate him for being nice. Sure, he got in a few zingers like, “Yeah, you have experience but it’s bad experience.” But, I think he was too nice. The advisors also said I came across mean and slightly elitist, but at least I remembered not to yell into the microphone. Reviewing the highlights now, but I am having trouble watching because all I can see is how yellow my teeth are… Crap! I just keep forgetting to use the whitening trays.

I pushed Lester so much about fact checking, he even got the facts wrong and went after Donald on stop and frisk. Lester had it all wrong. Stop and frisk isn’t unconstitutional. However, the application of stop and frisk can be found unconstitutional if it is used in a discriminatory way. But it, in itself is not. It may have taken me a few times to pass the bar, but even I knew Lester was wrong. Just so funny. More too, but that was the best.

Well, I need to rest. That prep and debate and after party got me. Patting myself on the back for my great debate. I know my hair looked great and I was able to remember my planned answers. So, all in all, great night. Presidency isn’t all about memorizing stuff, but I’m sure I impressed the ignorant electorate when I gave my canned information to them. I know I sounded brilliant to them. I didn’t really say why to vote for me. But, I kept up the narrative that no one should vote for him, so great job!

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