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Ok, little tired of my advisors giving me the run down on my speeches.

What do they have now?

my voice sounds like I’m irritated even when I’m trying to say something nice

when I say “I’m excited to be here” it sounds like I’m angry and insincere

when I attack The Donald it sounds like I’m desperate and whining

Blah blah. The media says I’m fantastic and that’s who I chose to believe.

Excited for the Katy Perry concert tonight. Sucks that it has to be in Philly. But, beggars can’t be choosers. But, really. Yuck. Philly. Ranks #82 in best places to live in US. And, even though it’s the birthplace of our great nation, it’s not on anyone’s top 10 list of places to visit… High poverty rate – 27% of the people make less than $25k per year. High crime. Education failing….Just 14 percent of 4th graders in Philly are proficient in reading. Wow. In the Philly school district only about 10 percent of the kids end up receiving college degrees. Test score cheating scandals with more that 135 teachers, teachers found with child porn – it’s genuinely a messy, horrible city. What’s The Donald like to say? Drain the swamp? Well, of course, democrat Mayor in Philly and years of failed democratic policies and corruption are failing the kids and families there. Ewww, almost sounds as if I care. Ha. Just not happy I have to go there, again.

Also not happy about some of the reports coming out that have negatives on the Clinton Foundation. Legitimately, does it matter that I’ve lied about foreign donations and the money we’ve lined our own pockets with? I’ve lied about so much. What’s a few more – just little white lies.

Worst part of today was little Haiti in Florida, though. There are only a handful of Haitians that still believe a word I say after what we did (didn’t do) for Haiti after the tragedy there. But, the optics played well in the media, I think.

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Yay! I got people to my rally! Well, it was really a Jay Z, Beyoncé and some young black man named Chancellor performing at a concert that people came to — and I was there — so I still counted as a rally. Chancellor kind of looked like a super predator, but I did have a bunch of Secret Service around me so…I felt semi-ok.

Lots of F bombs tonight. Little uncomfortable with the N word being used a ton. I mean, I haven’t used the N word a lot since my mentor, heart and soul of America, and Grand Dragon of the KKK, Byrd died. Wow, if only there was a fly on the wall when the two of us got together… that might have been a little damning.

I heard some rumor that Snowden said, “Break classification rules for public’s benefit and you could be exiled. Do it for your own personal financial benefit and you could be President.”

Sounds a little like a whiner.

4 more days. Unless the vote is close – then it could legit take a few more weeks. And talk of a terrorist attack on Monday or Tuesday… and there was another earthquake in Italy. When do the locusts hit?

Oh. Is this an omen? I heard earlier this year, “Trump has a chance to win the Presidency when pigs fly or hell freezes over.” Ok. But, I think that’s what they said about the odds of the Cubs winning the World Series so…

My base better just hold their noses and vote for me and get this over with.

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So tough out here, but much worse without Huma. I did talk to her yesterday and tell her, with her coloring, she will look great in Orange.

It was meant as a joke. Of course Obama will pardon her. I think.

Obama – thought he was going to bow out of a few campaign events. But, he actually ADDED some. I think he actually has more campaign events over the weekend than I have. But, he does have more to lose than I do. His entire 8 year Presidency is at stake.

If Trump gets in and the country does better, Obama’s legacy is in the trash. Obamacare will go away. His speaking fees will be greatly reduced, too…….

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So, so, so tired.

Can barely stand.

Losing my voice and my temper at rallies. Not sure they can even be called rallies as they are in small rooms with a few hundred people. Enthusiasm way down.

Trump tied with me in most polls. Behind in some, ahead in some.

Now, Angela Merkel says she was wrong to let in refugees. The person I said I most admired about their refugee plan. “Look to Germany – we should be like them.” So what has happened to change her mind?

During the first six months of 2016, migrants committed 142,500 crimes, according to the Federal Criminal Police Office. People have gone missing. Rapes are way up. New fears that terrorists have entered in refugee program….lawlessness in the streets….

My own team’s emails say I have bad judgement and instincts. Trump will pounce on this for sure.

The FBI better come out soon and say I’m in the clear…

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Nigga will do anything for some pussy… Jay Z has some great lyrics. Now he’s going out on the road for me….

Obama probably going to miss some of my planned events, Michelle, too. Losers.

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So now they want me to distance from Huma. Not a chance, well… I’ll consider it…. but only if we become desperate.

Sure, she emailed classified docs to her yahoo account, yahoo gets hacked later… sure she prints classified docs and leaves them lying around… sure she has classified docs on a computer she shares with Weiner. A guy who sex texts 14 year old girls and who know what other dispicable acts.

Sure, she’s been using a Clinton email address for years but told the FBI she had no idea it was on a private server. Sure, she actually helped oversee the set-up of the server also, but doesn’t recall that.

I mean, yes, we all know she made false statements a go go to the FBI.

I mean it would be plausible that she did all this without me knowing … so when I said the “I don’t recall 100 times..” it is plausible I just didn’t know. And it wasn’t ME who lied to the FBI. It was this loyal, faithful screwup.

She would only be in hot water for a couple months – Obama or I would pardon her.

Sure, most people in government and in my campaign consider emailing Huma means they are emailing me. We are connected at the hip.

Hmmm. Will have to consider all options. Option number one is to get Obama to pressure Comey to say that it was a mistake to say there was pertinent information they found. To pressure him in any humanly way to apologize and recant everything he said on Friday. Say “Clinton is a Saint.” You know, if he knows what’s good for him….. that would be best.

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What a difference a few days makes. Two weeks ago the Republicans were asking The Donald to step aside. That it’s best for the country.

Every day was like Christmas. The Donald was taking a beating and a new present for me every day he was digging deeper into the insanity.

Now? Democrats are asking me to step down. A Presidential candidate shouldn’t be under investigation by the FBI? Huh?

Who do they think I am? I am a Clinton. Clinton Inc. will surely prevail. I will be indignant – I will attack the FBI, I will drum up some more women to talk about how The Donald reached across a table to touch them and how they’ve been upset ever since. About how he called Mexicans rapists or how he’s a bad guy in general. Or how 11 years ago, 20 years ago and maybe even 30 years ago he did something bad…

He’s bad. I’m better.

It’s just not fair.

And that freaking Kaine guy …. I will NEVER step aside for him.

Mark my words – Comey will pay. Obama, too. And the Post, Times – all the papers saying I’ve disqualified myself. But mostly Comey. Unless he comes out Monday and says I’m clear again. Which he will if he knows what’s good for him.

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Of course Huma lied to FBI. There is nothing she wouldn’t do for me. I’m sure there is some kind of contradictory information on her device. Maybe even contradictory to what I said. So maybe they have some kind of proof I lied, too.

Not ruling out classified information moving around there either. Huma basically knows everything I know and who knows? She did leave a bunch of classified docs in her car for days. Not exactly a responsible thing to do.

But, it’s that sleaze Weiner that got us into this trouble.

And then that Asshole in Chief said this today:

“My advice to Hillary will be, just listen to your conscience and do what you think is right and worry about the politics later…”

It was in relation to helping people. But almost  as if he knew something bad was coming out from FBI and almost like a cryptic message to me … I don’t know. Don’t like or trust him. He doesn’t want Trump. But…

The problem is, they have to have found damning information before sending a letter or they would have waited until after the election. So… going to be a tough next 11 days.

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Of course I personally headlined a major fundraiser for a political action committee shortly before the group steered nearly $500,000 to the wife of the FBI official who oversaw my email investigation.

No one every said I was stupid.

Let’s see – help the fundraising efforts of the wife of a person high up in the chain of command of the team that conducted the email investigation? Bill meets with Loretta Lynch just before the decision to not indict? Obama’s emails to my private server found later and leaked. My staff receives immunity. My staff pleads the fifth or doesn’t show, deletes emails after subpoena.

Gotta love America. And, everyone laughs at Trump for saying Washington is corrupt. I’ll be laughing all the way to the White House.

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So why do they love her so much? So what.. she’s a First Lady. I was a First Lady. She’s a woman, I’m a woman.

They love her. My crowds have been somewhat paltry and zero electricity in the room. Now, Michelle or FLOTUS shows up. The people turn up, they cheer. It doesn’t even look forced.

Download from North Carolina speech: I am back to yelling into the microphone. Little bit of crazy eyes. Indignant snobby voice. Too fake emotions. Arm movements too robotic. Hug looked forced. Idiot advisors need to just get over it. I’m not a great candidate, ok? Got it.

Seriously is there anyone more inspiring than Michell Obama? Yuck.

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