Author: whitehousebound16@gmail.com

It’s Christmas every day in this election. A new present. In any normal world, the Wikileaks drop would be leading the story – front page.

I refused to release the Wall Street speeches where I got like $26 million?  A dozen speeches? – A hacker found these. Isn’t that story enough? Repeat. Hacking found and released the transcripts.

The amount of money I have made speaking to Wall Street – banks who got government money in the bailout. It’s just comical. I mean, great for me. It’s not even a blip in radar.

But, even more – what I said — what I said to them:

I’m far removed from middle class

Wall Street are the smartest people

They can’t possibly vet all those refugees so they don’t know if jihadists are coming

I want Wall Street to come into White House and write their own regulations

blah blah

Of course I have a public stance and private stance on Wall Street. The electorate doesn’t need to know what I plan to do. They certainly wouldn’t even understand. I know what’s good for everyone.

Of course I just tell Wall Street what they want to hear, like I tell the electorate. Or better, just say horrible things about Trump so the lemmings will follow me to the end of the Earth.

But all the hacking? Isn’t anyone worried that there will be hacking during voting? The election might have issues!? No way. Just like no one could have possibly hacked my private server. Right.

Vodka, or maybe champagne celebrating the wonderful gift of Trump using the word pussy.

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Wow. Gotta just love the media. Once again, they run in like a knight on a white horse.

New leaked audio and video has Trump making lewd comments about women. He didn’t actually rape anyone or sexually harrass anyone in the tape. I mean, thank the lord they don’t have audio and video of Bill 1/2 the time. Awesome “locker room talk” and now it has the pious Ryan and the Republicans in a tizzy – “so lewd and offensive.”  Love the media.

Actually almost even feel sorry for Trump.

Nah. It’s a hilarious gift. I love the media.

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Had to chuckle when I heard that immigrants are being fast-tracked so they can vote in the Election.

My idea of “Extreme Vetting” is “Will you vote for the Democrats?” and I think that’s the only question to ask. Let ’em in with or without documents or verifying … we are a nation of immigrants.

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Speaking of Hurricane Matthew… I don’t like that it’s bringing Haiti back into the limelight. After all the crap we pulled in Haiti, the exploitation and money we made in business deals and other actions that Clinton Foundation specifically did while the county was devastated by the earthquake…. was hoping that would stay buried.

It’s all so convulted, the electorate probably wouldn’t understand it anyway. I’m sure it’s fine, but I would have preferred it to stay out of the picture.

Speaking of things I don’t want out in public… what happened to Julian?

Yes, I know. Back to memorization and pivoting practice. No yelling, no crazy eyes, no crazy smile, no head bobs, no yelling, don’t sound like a robot… no eye rolling, don’t look like a snob, no yelling, quit repeating yourself, don’t sound like ex-wife, be careful your voice can sound like fingernails on chalk board, control the cough, don’t be shrill, stop being so monotone, keep your tone level and caring, no yelling, look into camera right at TV viewers, blah, blah, blah.

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Another inopportune timing for an event. Hurricane Matthew. Would have been so much better to hit the state hard during election week than this week.

Based on the polls, I have a pretty big chance of losing Florida. But, I feel like early or mail-in voters – the white, smart, educated workers are surely voting for me. So, if the hurricane had waited until election week, less people would have been able to go to vote, but mail-in votes would already be there. A small in-person voting electorate would be my preference. I mean, I can hope for some serious destruction so people are more concerned about fixing their houses than voting. The Deplorables probably live in the kind of houses that would be destroyed….that would be good. Maybe they would have to leave the state. Or, I could root for another hurricane 11/7 and everyone evacuated.

Why do people choose to live in Florida anyway?? — And then, to make it worse, I’ll have to disrupt my plans and go to the devastated areas after the Hurricane and pretend I care about the people’s losses. I mean, I wasn’t willing to go to Louisiana after the floods – but they only have 8 electoral college votes so really not worth my time. At least Florida has 29 electoral votes up for grabs so I could probably swing through and look humanitarian for a little while for that.

It’s really sad that I’m outspending Trump 4 or 5 to 1 — and losing voters in Florida. My voters just don’t seem that excited to run to the polls for me. I don’t get it. I should be 50 points ahead. Idiots.

Speaking of idiots, they are back at me to keep prepping for the Sunday Town Hall. Ughhh.

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Wow. Bill was a beloved former President. He was an asset to my campaign. Now, I think I should get him off the trail.

In past few months:

fell asleep during my convention speech

looked like a child with the convention balloons

had an illegal meeting with Loretta Lynch

gets heckled for being a rapist at a rally

called Obamacare the craziest thing in the world, doesn’t work, doesn’t make sense – something I’m putting forth as one of my platforms – keep and increase Obamacare

his constant infidelities have become campaign fodder … and more…

I don’t know. On a positive note, at least when he’s out on the trail I don’t have to deal with him.

Town Hall debate prep. Crazy advisors. If they say one more time that I’m “unrelatable” or “cold” or that this town hall setting doesn’t favor me because the key is to seem like I care. Which I don’t. But, shut the F up. I’m trying. idiots.

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Shoot – I finished that last journal entry without getting to what I wanted to say about

clintonkaine.com

This website is really not funny, Donald. The articles are bad but even worse—- Just horrible pics of me and Tim Kaine, too (but does he have any “good” photos?).

Yuck.

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So, just trying to find a minute to myself to jot down a few things to refer to later. But I keep getting gypped. No free time for me.

Yes, I had a speech writer text Kaine to tell him how GREAT he was. Then I get a bunch of flack because The Donald CALLED Pence to say he was great so I must have been disappointed with Kaine. Lovely. I was disappointed, but at least he didn’t sell me down the river or go off the reservation.

So a few hours later I called him. Didn’t want to. But, have to bite the bullet now and then. What I wanted to say was “you’re not as smart as you think you are Mr. Harvard Law school.” Or maybe, “You’re fired.” But… I was good and stuck to the script and just said I was so very proud of him for how SUPER he performed in the debates. Yuck. The things I do…..

A new debate coming up with The Donald so I’m back to practicing! Pence got one good line in about The Donald – that he is a “doer” not a “talker” like the career politicians. Maybe so, but the idiot electorate likes to vote in the smooth debaters so… more prep for me…

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Seriously.

I can’t take his eyebrow. I can’t take my eyes off it. It just creeps me out. Hopefully I’m the only one that notices it. Wow.

I also hope I’m the only one that thinks he looks like the guy with 5 bodies buried in his backyard.

He is doing a great job insulting Trump. That’s about all he has. So… I guess I will take that. But as much as I love myself, I think he hurts my campaign more than he helps. A heartbeat away from the White House –gotta be a scary thought for most. If they are paying attention to the VPs which I’m sure most people aren’t. Thank God.

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How come we didn’t plan the VP Debates on Monday night or against football? I think there is a baseball wildcard game tonight, thank God.

Tim Kaine, Mr. Zero personality, debates what’s his name. Not that I will stay up to watch it…. But, I’d put my money on what’s his name. Moderator, of course, on our side so that may help.

Pennsylvania today. Not any better than Ohio. Who chooses to live in these places?

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