Well.
The United Nations just released a report. The 20-page document examined “violence against women and girls in sports” and claims more than 600 biologically female athletes have lost at least 890 medals to transgender competitors. These defeats occurred in over 400 competitions in 29 sports.
I have an amazing base of women voting for me to ensure “women’s rights” — and today I’m hoping none of them catch on to the obvious… that a vote for me also takes away their rights. It ensures that they, and their daughters, granddaughters, nieces… that they will continue to have to play against biological males in their sports.
F*ck Title IX. And F women’s sports, too. Who really cares about fairness? I was never much of an athlete and I only like Formula 1. So. Who cares if a few girls lose their chance at a medal, or a college scholarship, or can’t fulfill their dreams? Who genuinely cares about the possibility that eventually every “women’s” sport competition will be taken over by biological men. I don’t.
And my voters can’t possibly care. Or they might open their eyes and change their minds…
We good. Probably.