Birthdays Suck

Birthdays suck — especially on the campaign trail… I spent mine in church.

Church.

On a positive note — by some miracle — a divine lightning bolt did not come from the sky and electrocute me.

My staff had bets on whether that would happen, or maybe they were just wishing it would happen —- maybe not full incineration, but like just a quick torture jolt — not sure — but, in any case, it didn’t happen. Thankfully.

Two weeks away. I’ll say, the media and our surrogates are really pulling out the stops to lie, cheat, and steal. It’s beautiful.

A few things bothering me:

— the available data shows that Republicans have eaten into the Democratic advantage from the same time in 2020 on early voting. Big time.

— I wonder if that MagaDonald’s stunt will gain Trump any momentum. A few of the really funny memes with him at the drive-up window may win meme of the century… I’m telling you. Scary, also brilliant. That son of a bitch.

— why does Tim Walz look so much like Mr. Magoo or like post-transition Mrs. Harrison.

Anywho. Back to pretending I gaf about anyone or anything but me….

We good.

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