Well. This is bullsh*t. I got a text from a “friend” who said they watched my rally the other night. The text:
“Hey Kam. I’m not sure how to say this but I’m just going to be honest because we want you to win. First, the positive — 1) you’ve done a moderately decent job at toning down the cackling. You could do better, but it’s definitely slightly improved. Just keep remembering, no one likes your laugh.
But equally important, and I need to stress this — 2) you gotta STOP YELLING. If there is one thing worse than your laugh, well, it might be this new “angry old man/pissy, bitter school-teacher/nasty drill sergeant” voice ya got going on…
Kam — No one wants to vote for a shrilly hyena that barks constantly. It’s a bad combination. And not at all presidential.
What voters really want is someone competent. But we have you. So at least … please, for the love of God — work on your tone, STOP YELLING, and minimize that laugh… I beg of you.
Hope to see you soon! XO – C”
That was it. I responded, “Thank you, darling. Busy days ahead, appreciate your support.”
But inside, I’m like muahahahah…
If she doesn’t like my laugh now, she’s really going to hate my laugh when I weaponize the IRS and audit her ass.
Bwuahahah. We good.
I’m now going to go yell at someone and then laugh in their face.
We good.