Tyrus. George Murdoch. But he goes by Tyrus.
He’s a pretty famous wrestler once known as Brodus Clay or The Funkasaurus. But, now, just Tyrus.
He’s also a New York Times Best seller and political commentator.
He’s huge. Like a really, really big guy. A little too manly for my taste. Well, most men are more manly than my Dougie. But, who’s counting.
Anywho. George Murdoch — Tyrus — has gone by a lot of names. But, today I’m calling him — “the reason why I’m losing voters.”
Last night, on Gutfeld! (apparently a late night phenomenon) Tyrus took the time to applaud Bret Baier for doing such a great job asking me the questions no one else would and pointing out the gigantic flaws in some of my regular talking points.
For example, one of my favorite talking points —
“On our very first seconds in office in 2021, before we did anything else, we tackled immigration and wrote a ‘comprehensive reform bill’ that we sent to Congress to do that. But those horrible guys in Congress screwed it up. And Trump, too. It’s probably his fault.”
Well. The truth is the bill we authored didn’t really do anything to stop illegal immigration — it was basically a pathway to citizenship for the 10 million illegals here. And in the first seconds of our administration, we canceled all the policies that Trump had put in place that had illegal border crossings down to a historic low. Then, we openly encouraged people from all over the world to come and we opened the border, for anyone from any background (yes, including murderers, human traffickers, rapists, child abusers) — and the plan was to get them citizenship also.
And Bret, one of the few people who have actually read that bill — pointed out that my favorite talking point was nothing more than a misleading lie. And our actions have resulted in a disaster for the country.
Tyrus. He noticed.
We have the rest of the media saying I was great. Even my own staff said I put together enough word salads and nonsense to confuse everyone, and no one watched it, and we got a few sound bites, and here is some more wine Kamala, leave the adults to do the planning.
But Tyrus. He listened. And, he said it. And now it’s out there. And people can see for themselves. It might not be him, or what he said really — maybe he’s more like a giant metaphor for all the people starting to use their own brains and their own heads. And … realizing that the media and my surrogates are really great at only a couple of things — and one is twisting the truth, and the other is demonizing Trump. I’m not sure the other things they are good at. If anything.
Oh, did I forget to mention Charlamagne tha God? I had some good word salads with him, too. Funny thing is I had no idea who Tyrus was until I went on Charlamagne’s show. Apparently, Charlamagne went on Gutfeld! a few months back. And Tyrus outmaneuvered Charlamagne verbally, shut him down a few times, and basically was the bane of his existence on the show that night —- making Charlamagne look pretty silly, in fact. Charlamagne brought it up to me, like it still bugged him. A lot.
And now, coincidentally, Tyrus could be the bane of my existence, too? That’s some weird shit.
Nah, we gotta be good. Too many of our controlled media crew are touting my “excellence” — we good?
Maybe.