My campaign is all about JOY.
Well, it’s about change. Joy and change. Change really.
Like, generally our message is:
On Day 1 — I’ll fix everything that we’ve broken the past four years. So, vote for me so I can change it.
Because I was just the VP.
If I had been the President, everything would have been different and things would be better.
Because things are not great, I agree. Prices are high. Wages are down.
I will fix the Biden mistakes! Vote for me!
But, then I go on The View yesterday. With Joy Behar. Jesus — wow — her name is really mismatched with her personality!! Holy fuck. But, I digress.
Yesterday, I go on The View. And I say I would not have done ANYTHING differently than Joe the past few years. And that I was in on every single important decision.
So, and I’m a little confused here — if I’m running on a platform to change things up, saying I’ll fix everything on one hand…. And on the other hand, I’m saying it was basically me who got us into this mess because I would not have changed a SINGLE thing Joe did AND I was in on all the decisions …. It makes my brain hurt trying to figure that out.
I’m not a brain surgeon, though. Maybe someone else can decipher that mess.
I also heard that the Howard Stern of 15 years ago is rolling over in his grave. Not sure what that even means, but I’m also bad at math, so that could be it.
Joy. I pray to the baby Jesus I don’t have to be in same room with Joy Behar again. And note to self — never get between her and the food in the green room…. The secret service nearly had to save my life in there.
We good. Maybe. If I don’t do anymore interviews, then yeah, maybe….