Month: October 2024

Status meeting. No one happy. Lots of bickering and complaining, lots of numbers going back and forth — but generally no one is happy. No joy.

It dawned on me that I had read a report once that said statistically Republicans are happier than Democrats. I didn’t bother to read the article to see why. So, I thought I would break up the general argumentative and negative mood and ask if anyone knew why that was.

In response, the four-eyed Asian staffer, what’s-his-name, turned and looked at me with almost quizzical disgust.

“Ms. Harris, I thought we all made it clear that you are no longer allowed to speak in these status meetings.” I’m pretty sure he knows I don’t like being called “Ms. Harris” — I’m the fucking VP after all. Madame VP or Queen of F*cking Everything is what I want them to call me.

Anywho. I let it slide because I really couldn’t think of anything to say back except, “I was raised in a Middle-Class family.” So, I decided to use our pal google to find out.

Apparently there isn’t like one definite reason: but study after study confirms that conservatives describe themselves significantly happier than liberals. And it was true when comparing across financial statuses. Like low income Conservatives v. low income Liberals, middle class Conservatives v. middle class liberals — etc.

One study actually described it like this:

Generally speaking, conservatives wake up feeling blessed with what they have. They are generally grateful for their lives, their families, their jobs. They try to help others through civic duty, volunteerism, and charitable contributions. They often believe in hard work, being kind, and a higher being. They love their country, even if they know there is room for improvement — they put their hand over their heart for the National Anthem and often find ways to work to improve what they can.

Liberals on the other hand wake up in a country that they feel is deeply flawed. They find fault in their families, criticize their neighbors beliefs, and blame others for their problems. The world around them is homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, intolerant — racist. They are oppressed by everyone and everything — including climate change which they feel is an existential threat. People who wake up and think the world is ending in 12 years because their neighbor took a plane ride last week… just hard to commit to happiness. There are too many things wrong around them to feel ok to be happy. They kneel for the National Anthem, burn flags, and have a higher rate of depression.

It’s the “glass half-full or glass half-empty” trick. And the left is more of a glass half empty group.

The staff are still bickering. Bunch of unhappy liberals, am I right?

We have three states today. I will give my nonsensical speech where I claim to be full of joy but tell them vote for me and stay unhappy, stay oppressed, and hate everything — and… turn the page on the peace and prosperity they could have with Trump. Because Trump is Hitler.

We good.

Status meeting. There are more Republicans going to vote early than ever in recorded history.

What happened? What’s going on?

Ok. So. We had them. Our voters were energized. Theirs were too, but maybe not enough to really make it to the polls.

We had the media telling people I was SO far ahead. We had the celebrities getting our side excited.

And Republicans, fed up, but still maybe a little hopeless. I mean — every media outlet has been saying Trump has no chance.

And we had thoroughly demonized Trump supporters. How could any human vote for him? He’s a monster.

And we pushed a little on Trump’s rallies, especially the Madison Square Rally — “it’s basically a Nazi rally.”

But somewhere along the way…. we went too far. People exercising their right to follow their candidate or party probably shouldn’t be compared constantly to Nazis. I did that. With the Presidential Seal on my podium.

And then, the President of the United States — crazy Uncle Joe… he calls Trump supporters “garbage”… ok, so Trump had ONE comedian make a bad joke about a floating island made of garbage in the middle of the ocean being Puerto Rico. And he pissed off some Puerto Ricans. Maybe enough to motivate them to vote. We think probably a handful, perhaps. And we pounced on it and called Trump and his supporters racist. But, this racist tag — we just use it way too much. So it’s almost become meaningless.

But then Sleepy Joe calls ALL Trump supporters GARBAGE. Every one. Millions. And after coming after Trump for 9 years. After trying to bankrupt him, put him in jail, take him off ballots. After calling him Hitler and his followers Nazis…. there comes a time when the straw breaks the camel’s back.

And my staff says that’s where we are now. We have poked the bear. We had them cornered, but sometimes when you corner a wounded animal they lash out.

And.

Well, remember when Hillary called them deplorables? It still is used as a possible factor in her defeat.

And voters are waiting in line FOR HOURS. With red hats on.

And… well, just a few days left. It’s gonna be a nail biter.

We good? Hmmm. Potentially.

Trump

JD Vance

Elon

Tulsi Gabbard

RFK Jr.

The “Unity” ticket. They are drawing crowds across the country. And, they’ve all been on The Joe Rogan podcast.

Well, JD goes in today or tomorrow.

But me? It’s a calculated risk. Either I don’t go on… and people think “perhaps she can’t do a three hour interview or have a normal unscripted conversation with people.” Or, I go on and people find out, “I can’t have a normal conversation and my head is full of nothing but nonsensical word salads.”

What was it that my campaign staffer said about few months ago? I think a quote from Mark Twain.…

“It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.”

The f*ing “Unity” ticket is gaining traction. Oh sure, I’m getting big crowds by promising them a Beyoncé concert (she didn’t sing), or bringing in celebs (people love celebrities) like The Boss, DiCaprio, Megan Thee Stallion, Lizzo, Usher…. Only the best, not brightest, but best stars.

But the so called “Unity” ticket is attracting people that want to listen to their message. Their plans.

Elon: how he can cut $2 trillion in wasteful government spending — money that could be used to REALLY educate our children or make our streets and borders safer. And bring down the debt.

Tulsi: how she will work to end the forever wars and rid the government of warmongers. And help Trump bring and keep peace.

RFK: who has plans to help end the chronic suffering of our children and our adults and MAHA: make America healthy again.

Trump: who just loves the country and wants to protect it and put Americans first. Who wants to protect women’s sports, and make America affordable again. and rid the country of criminal illegal aliens that are making communities less safe.

And JD. Well, I think we heard enough from him when he “schooled” the creepy school-teacher Walz on the debate stage. But, we will get more — when the Rogan podcast hits.

We good? Really, really hard to tell.

Well, JD Vance will now go on Rogan.

Great.

After Trump had his — as an objective person would say “pretty fucking great” — and as we and the MSM are saying “dementia-laced bullshit” — sit down with Rogan, we started losing voters. Big time.

As of yesterday, the podcast had been seen/heard by close to 37 million people.

37 million.

Oh… we have done our best to stop people from seeing it. For a while, our allies at YouTube and Google found a way to make sure it wouldn’t come up if people searched for it. A coincidental “glitch” is what they said when they were caught by Elon, Rogan, etc.

And we even tried our best to figure out a way for me to do Rogan. But not a person alive thinks I can manage a three hour conversation. At this point, my staff says I’m struggling on three minute conversations. Three hours — and we would turn off any remaining voters out there.

We tried to talk Rogan into prearranged questions, only 30 minutes, but not in his studio, my campaign to have unlimited editing before it is released, and a teleprompter with both his questions and my answers on it.

Being the a-hole that he is, he refused those completely reasonable requests. He likes three hours in his studio. Only. He’d like a conversation; he’d like to get to know me. So my voters could get to know me. And that will not work; it would not be good. At all.

So, JD Vance is now doing Rogan.

F*ck. We have to get more people out to vote early before they change their minds.

We good? Well, I think people are starting to figure this shit out. We have “Trump is Hitler” and really not much else. Except border insanity, higher crime, higher costs, and more biological men in women’s sports. Which, to be clear, aren’t really what the voters want.

Well, we do have the lies, and the media spin. With continued lies and false accusations, we may be able to take this “smoke and mirrors” campaign all the way.

We good? Maybe.

My horrible management style and office environment that has been called dysfunctional, demeaning — a “not healthy environment” — has cost my plenty of workers.

But yesterday, when one staffer resigned, it wasn’t because of me. It was because of RFK Jr.

We sent one staffer “incognito” into the Trump rally at Madison Square Garden last night. To get an insider perspective. So we could take what he actually saw and lie, lie, lie to the public about it. But lace our lies with some truth since he was actually there and could report back.

After he heard a few speakers, his texts changed a bit. He started out making fun of it all, but after a while started sending texts very positively about the entire thing.

And then, incredulously, his next text said he resigned and that he was voting for Trump. Why?

He said once he listened to RFK Jr. it was like a life-changing beautiful experience. It all started to make sense. He was on the wrong side.

And what did RFK say? He told the audience that he didn’t leave the Democratic Party — it left him.

He said…

“This is not the party anymore of Martin Luther King, of Robert Kennedy, of John Kennedy. That was the party of peace. It was the party of constitutional rights, of civil rights, of freedom of speech. It was the party that wanted to protect and nurture the middle class. It was the party that stood up to censorship, to surveillance. That stood up to the CIA, the military industrial complex. And it was the party that wanted to protect public health and women’s sports.

My uncle, Ted Kennedy, wrote Title IX, which protected women’s sports in college. It was the party that believed in voting rights and fought for the right of every American to vote for the person of their choice.

Today’s Democratic Party is the party of war. It’s the party of the CIA. You had Kamala Harris giving a speech at the Democratic Convention that was written by neocons. It was belligerent, obnoxious. It talked about the domination of the world by the United States through our weapons of war.

It’s the party today that wants to divide Americans. It’s the party that is dismantling women’s sports by letting men play women’s sports. It’s the party of Wall Street. It’s the party of Bill Gates, who just gave $50 million to Kamala Harris.

It’s the party, and the Harris campaign is very proud that it received the endorsement of 50 former CIA agents and officers, and of John Bolton, and of Dick Cheney. These are the people that gave us the war in Iraq, the worst foreign policy catastrophe that’s ever happened to this country. These are the people that gave us the Patriot Act, that launched the surveillance state.

These are the people that are trying to undermine voting rights in this country by weaponizing the federal agencies against political candidates, including me and Donald Trump and all other political candidates. They can’t win an election. And instead of bringing in a candidate who wins the primaries, abolish the primaries and then pick two candidates, anoint them without receiving votes. We don’t even know how Kamala Harris received the nomination.

And this is the party of Wall Street, of big banks, of big data, of big tech, of the military contractors. And the party’s of big pharma, big ag, big food, and big chemicals. This is the party that’s given us the sickest children in the history of the world.”

And so on.

And so another staffer resigned. And I lost another vote.

But we will spin the entire thing as the ramblings of a mad man. We will spin the whole, as my staffer called it, “magical evening” into a Hitler rally filled with demonization and hate.

And we will be fine.

We good. Thank GOD for the lies MOST people and MOST news outlets are willing to make for my campaign.

We good.

Not my rally. THE Rally.

Madison Square Garden. Musk – Trump – Vance – Kennedy – Obviously.

That would make a great shirt. For Trump supporters.

Anywho. The Rally. We have done our best to dehumanize Trump supporters, and demonize this rally in particular — by comparing it to a Nazi rally with Trump as Hitler.

Never mind the facts. Many rallies have been held there, none of which were compared to Nazi or Hitler gatherings. (Except for the actual Hitler rally in 1939).

It is where Marilyn Monroe sang “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” to a 45-year-old John F. Kennedy in May 1962, where Bill Clinton accepted the nomination of his party at the 1992 Democratic National Convention, where President Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1936 gave one of his most important speeches, where Barry Goldwater spoke to a crowd of 18,000 and received a 28-minute standing ovation. (Before he lost in a landslide)

A bunch of other national conventions and rallies have been held there.

Tonight’s rally was projected to be one of the most watched rallies in the history of rallies. With Elon, Vivek, Tulsi — and obviously Trump, Vance, RFK touting their unity bullshit.

However, we have convinced MOST MSM outlets into NOT showing it or having VERY minimal coverage and MOST of that will be negative.

Our surrogates, like (big, fat, obnoxious) George Conway and others have been SO CLEVER and gotten a bunch of democrats that have nothing better to do but also be obnoxious (great!) and sign up for the rally, but obviously then not show. Bwahahahaha.

Meanwhile, I’m in Philly today at a church (hoping lightening bolts don’t rain down and smite me) then a barbershop, some local kids’ basketball game, and I pander to some Puerto Ricans. I’ve been workin’ on some slang and maybe a Puerto Rican accent — everyone loves when I incorporate their language into my speeches then cackle. It’s gonna be amazing. And even if it’s not — the media will spin it that way.

There is still X, YouTube, and some programs on Fox News that can show people what ACTUALLY happened — and let them see with their own eyes the events and choose for themselves the interpretation of what’s going on. With their own eyes and ears.

Oh the Trump rally may be the best thing since sliced bread, and my day may be full of cringy moments and word salads and half-finished sentences…. But does it matter?

Most people will get the spin from MSM. And we will be good.

I may have peaked too early, but Trump might be peaking a bit late. Time will tell.

We good? Probably.

Status meeting. Everyone still giddy from last night’s free Beyoncé concert/rally (not the rally part but Bey Bey was beautiful), except the glum settled in with the group when someone mentioned Joe Rogan.

Apparently from general polling— celebrity endorsements do very little to move the needle. And sometimes they hurt. Typically, they get your base excited for the moment, but not enough to motivate them to actually vote, apparently.

On the other hand — Joe Rogan. As my staff explains it … he has an extremely large amount of followers made up of low propensity voters. He’s not really seen as a “celebrity” but more as a “truth” finder. He introduced many of his listeners to RFK Jr. a few months back, and apparently motivated a new wave of support for him. And, our staff does think Rogan could have a positive impact on the Trump vote tally.

Like actual votes.

From our internal sources, we heard Trump was a 10 out of 10 on the podcast. They talked for three hours — without notes — on complex policy issues.

My team canceled my Rogan sit down. No way I could make it through that.

Well, the team is just hoping that most of the people listening missed their registration deadline or have already voted. Because, they think, if the people take the time to listen to the common sense policies and unity ticket Trump is touting… They will vote for Trump.

In 2020, flipping just a little more than 81,139 votes in four states would have changed the winner of the election. Rogan has a listening audience of over 50 million. I’m not great at math, but that doesn’t sound good. For me.

Well, my staff explains we do have the media still on our side. They will cherry-pick a few of the “not so perfect” moments and twist the truth and/or take words out of context to try and minimize the tremendous hit we could take if people actually listen to the entire thing themselves. Watch for themselves. And use their own eye and ears.

We probably good. Potentially. Also F Rogan. Gotta get the first amendment curtailed. On day one.

We good.

Well, the only place worse than Pittsburgh is Houston.

And, coming here makes me look like a loser. Because I’m trailing Trump by five points in Texas. And… I come here saying, “we can win Texas” and we all know that’s a pipe dream. So, it’s basically a waste of time.

But I’m here anyway. Collin Allred kinda “big leaguing” me… too busy to look my way or talk to me… which is weird since he will be a big nobody on 11/5 and I’ll be President. Maybe. Maybe not.

But the great thing about today — I have goosebumps — Beyoncé coming on stage and endorsing me.

First, it’s really much easier to fill the seats at my rallies when we get a big name like Beyoncé. I know we lied that she would be at DNC so we could have viewership. But, today’s she’s really gonna come.

Internal polling found that the Taylor Swift endorsement actually hurt my Gen Z voter turnout. And probably made more people NOT want to vote for me than it encouraged people to vote. Weird. But that’s the polling.

But Beyoncé — singing with some guy named Willie Nelson? That’s gotta help.

Right?

I mean… I go on stage, throw out a couple of word salads and read the teleprompter for a short period. Try not to yell and seem like an angry shrew, try not to laugh and look like an idiotic hyena (it’s harder than it looks) — and we will get some great excitement around Queen Bey.

Who cares about policy? Or that people are worse off than they were four years ago and feel the country is headed in the wrong direction?

People will vote for me because we got Queen Bey, surely.

We good? Kinda…

Terrible dream last night.

Dougie standing over me, a bunch of people around, and he says, “Kam, you’re a loser.”

I had lost the election.

But why, why? I felt so sad and alone, even surrounded by so many people. And I was confused and wearing a pantsuit.

“Because of RFK Jr,” he looked at the floor as he said it, and the other people in the room, too.

And the rest of the room was kinda strange like people moving around and mumbling and shouting out reasons. I got the impressions that it wasn’t because of the votes he took away in the few states he remained on the ballots. The voters may be dumb, but they wouldn’t throw that many away.

It was a mess of reasons thrown at me. But it seemed like the point was: he explained why the Democratic Party had left him. And people heard him and it resonated with them.

The Democratic Party that used to champion free speech, rebel against and question authority, the party that demonstrated against wars, the party of the people, the party of women’s rights, and hard-working Americans…

Not any longer.

It’s now become the party of censorship, of government surveillance, of warmongers, the party of the rich elite who genuinely despise hard working Americans, whose only concern is abortion rights for women — other rights like the right to not get an experimental vaccine or the right to play sports against other women, or the right to raise their own children — those rights the Democratic Party is taking away. Quickly.

It’s the party that is in bed with big Phama, big Wall Street money managers, insider trading — where the rich get richer — without concerns for anyone else. The Democratic Party only wants power, power, and more authority, and more power.

The last part I remember clearly, “It’s ok, Kam,” Dougie said through tears. “You did your best to silence him and portray him as a kook. It’s just … it’s just — the truth usually prevails.”

Shitty dream.

We good? Hmmm. Maybe. The American Dream died under the Biden/Harris administration… maybe this dream will, too.

Well.

The United Nations just released a report. The 20-page document examined “violence against women and girls in sports” and claims more than 600 biologically female athletes have lost at least 890 medals to transgender competitors. These defeats occurred in over 400 competitions in 29 sports.

I have an amazing base of women voting for me to ensure “women’s rights” — and today I’m hoping none of them catch on to the obvious… that a vote for me also takes away their rights. It ensures that they, and their daughters, granddaughters, nieces… that they will continue to have to play against biological males in their sports.

F*ck Title IX. And F women’s sports, too. Who really cares about fairness? I was never much of an athlete and I only like Formula 1. So. Who cares if a few girls lose their chance at a medal, or a college scholarship, or can’t fulfill their dreams? Who genuinely cares about the possibility that eventually every “women’s” sport competition will be taken over by biological men. I don’t.

And my voters can’t possibly care. Or they might open their eyes and change their minds…

We good. Probably.