No cap, this sucks. Cool…I learned a new word. Or two words, whatever. “No cap” means I ain’t playing or I ain’t lying. No cap, this sucks means, I’m not lying — this actually sucks.
Who goes to Vegas to do a dumb rally? Vegas is for gambling, getting shit-faced drunk and partying all night. What happens in Vegas… stays in Vegas. I wish that was how San Francisco worked also so I could stop answering all those questions about my affair with Willie Brown and if that’s the reason I got my first government positions…
No. This trip is not at all fun. Outside the convention hall there were protestors with signs like “No More Kamalanomics” and “Stop Kamunism” and, even worse, “Just Say No to the Kommie Ho” …oh and a few others — just simple ones like — “She Sucks – Literally – ask Willie” and “MAGA” and “MAHA” and “I’m with Kamala — Just Kidding, I’m not Stupid”…
Damn. And the “status meeting” today was basically about what NOT to say and questions NOT to answer no matter what.
First and foremost— do not talk about the crazy increase in crime in Nevada — potentially due to a mix of inflation and the influx of illegal immigrants in the state — both linked easily to me. As they explained it — it’s easy to say crime is down across the country because we just don’t include the crime in NY, for example, the largest population in the country. Or we tweak the numbers in other ways. So, we basically lie. And the media says the Republicans are crazy to point out the flaws in our numbers — and that they are racist — so it’s fine. And people would have to do way too much digging into our numbers to understand. But … here in Nevada… they report their crimes. And the numbers are bad. Depending on how you slice it, it’s either the most unsafe to the 5th most unsafe state. In 2023, car thefts rose by 36 percent.
Oh shit. Gotta go schmooze the crowd and go on stage soon. I’ll have time to write more later.
I’ll just go out and read the teleprompter and maybe throw in a few honorable mentions to the women who made history throughout history.
We good. I hope.