Ok. Take that haters! I went to border yesterday. Kind of a bad day to go… but I fucking went! Take that. I’m very proud of myself.
But, yeah it was a bad day to go… Turned out to be the SAME day our fucking brilliant government released these numbers:
Of the 7 million migrants (yes, seven million was the actual number, that’s not a typo) that ICE caught and released while their cases are being processed (these are OUR numbers — of the illegal immigrants we KNOW about, the ones that WE PROCESSED and WE LET IN to go WHEREVER they want in the USA) —- 663,000 have criminal histories, 13,000 were convicted of homicide, 16,000 of sexual assault, and 1,845 face homicide charges. We have no idea about the millions of so called “got aways” which could be, percentage wise, chocked full of criminals and people who want to do America and Americans harm, allegedly. (According to my own administration, if you can trust that…)
Sometimes my mind wanders to conspiracy theories. I mean most are from complete nut jobs. And even the ones that are “true” — we do a pretty good job of just claiming them to be false or lumping them in with the crazy ones — and completely discounting them.
Like that “conspiracy theory” that Trump keeps bringing up (and we just keep calling him racist for it) — the claim that we are letting in “criminals, murderers, and rapists.”
Shit, that looks like it turned out to be true. Fuck. And our administration released the numbers…. What a crazy coincidence… I’m at the border, and they release the numbers… almost as if some people in the government aren’t happy about what we are doing? Letting people in intentionally to destroy the country from within? What a crazy conspiracy theory. Fucking nut job.
Most of the media will still report glowingly on my visit and what a great job I will do securing the border ONCE I am elected. They would never report on the shitty job we did the past four years —- most won’t even report on these numbers released. The voters are oblivious.
We are a campaign ticket full of joy!! I’m Kamala fucking Harris, wearing a tan blazer with black pants and a cream shirt and my pronouns are she her.
We good. I think.