Jesus Christ on a popsicle. They won’t let me go out for interviews, but they let the Crypt Keeper Joe out?
He goes on The View and makes a fool of himself and then —- ties me to the Biden policies!! I’m trying my best to distance myself from the mess he/me have created. Like, “if you give me a chance — I’ll fix everything.” Not “you gave me a chance for past 4 years and I fucked it up, but now on DAY 1 I’ll fix it all.”
My vision for the economy…
To be very frank, I will never apologize for forcing businesses to bow to my will. We must raise corporate taxes. I’ve spent time with CEOs and the engines of Americas economy, and they want to pay more tax. That’s a fact, just ask me.
And going forward, I must be serious and have a plan, not just talking points ending in an exclamation. I’m not sure how to explain but I’m from a middle class family. I’m a middle class kid. We should look holistically and inspirationally for holistic ways to work people to death so they can afford eggs; the successful Bidenomics is doing this.
We good. But, f*ck Joe. His appearance on The View was like an early Christmas present for Trump.
Oh wait. That’s not entirely fair. I did an interview today where I said the American Dream is gone. The staff said that’s not a good look. Like I was in charge of the government when the American Dream died. No no no. Not me. Joe was President. But then he tied us together, that mother f*ucker. But, to be fair, I was at least drinking, so I have an excuse. Biden — he just old and dumb.
Oh well, no one cares.
I’m not Trump. I may be the devil, I may ruin America, I may not give a shit if people can walk down their streets without being mugged — or if they have money to buy gas…. but I’m not Trump. And the media is working overtime to make me look like we want the best for America.
And… Polls are getting closer.
We good?