More like a 3 on one at the debate. Reminds me of the old days back in San Francisco — but I digress. I’m writing about the moderators and me all on one side and Trumpy on the other. 3 on 1.
And I had my Hollywood lines prepared. And all positivity and no plans. But still, glowing makeup — slick hair — that’s all that matters. People can vote for me and see what the plan is.
Trump, on the other hand… he said, “We’re a fading nation . . . in serious decline…laughed at all over the world. We’re not a leader . . . We’re going to end up in a third world war” —- maybe true, our administration is laughed at and wars… well, they are good for our side deals — but Trump — so full of negativity. The people won’t have it.
I have no plan for peace or for Israel. But great plans for America — sure, the people will own nothing and lose most of their freedoms, not be able to afford much, but I’ll make sure they can get abortions!!! We good.
Oh yes, and Taylor finally told everyone how to vote. We have been waiting for this. Trump may have the truth — but I have the Swifties.
You can make me a drink —- ONE, TWO, THREE! LET’S GO BITCH”