Status meeting today. Still “bleeding young voters” and now they are concerned about the “Black” vote, mostly in Georgia and Pennsylvania — two states which could make a difference in the — will I be in White House or on a cooking show come November? — race.
Hillary tried to seem hip and appeal to young voters by using a Pokemon Go reference in her speeches. At the time, young people were overwhelmingly playing some Pokemon Go game on their phones — and, to appeal to these voters, Hillary famously said, “Pokemon go to the Polls.” Which made no sense but I guess she tried. It obviously didn’t work, but she tried.
Now these young ones are playing Marvel Snap on their phones. 22 million downloads. Most in the voting demographic, 18 plus. There is some character called Wiccan and apparently “I brat” is out (old news) and a “I Just Wiccan’t” is trending. I’m quite confused, but at some point people used to say, “I just can’t” so if I somehow can fit “I just Wiccan’t” into the debate — when Trump says something — then it is possible these Marvel Snap voters would think I’m cool and vote for me.
Probably won’t help with the black vote. The seriousness of this issue is obvious in the furrowed brows of the staff. I’m far behind where Obama, Clinton, and Biden were in percentage of black votes that are likely to vote for me. In states like Georgia and Pennsylvania this could be the difference.
Of course, I’m trying — with my weird southern accent finding its way into normal speech and talking about how I make collard greens (in my bathtub) so hopefully some of that will pay off with the black demographic. Probably not — staff says I need to keep spouting “Trump is racist” as many times as I can in the debate — that’s a winner they claim.
I just Wiccan’t. I guess if it doesn’t help with the young voters, it could get me the vote of the witches… That could help.
Back to the podium! Debate is tonight!! Ugh.