So the state of Peachiness, Georgia, hasn’t been all peachy. We did get bands, BBQ, and brews (thank god for the brews) and FINALLY Tim Walz left to go to NC, narrowly escaping from me stabbing him. But we also had too much time together confined on the torture bus and a lot of ass-kissing to try and gain votes in a predominantly red state we want to turn blue again… and also …the interview.
The interview. It had its few good moments, its mostly awkward moments, and then the pretty awful moments. My staff told me it would be fine after editing. “The magic of editing will make you look better”…and … “Don’t worry, the American people will not see the many times you gave pretty dumb awkward answers, Kamala.” I tried, fuckers.
By the way, they told me the Presidential ballot in Georgia will have these choices, in this order:
- Donald J. Trump
- Kamala Harris
- Chase Oliver
- Jill Stein
- Claudia De la Cruz
- Cornel West
Why did Trump get listed first? Because Kemp, a Republican, is the Governor. That’s not fair.
I don’t think we tried hard enough to get Trump removed from every ballot. Why should the people get to decide who they vote for? They sometimes need to be told what’s good for them.
I’m making a note to change the rules going forward. People just have too many choices. Look at the other world leaders like China and Russia. China’s opposition party lasted a day and the founder went to jail for like 8 years. Russia — well, any opposition to Putin that is still alive is probably in a Siberian prison doing hard time.
Sounds rather nice. Much better than going head to head in debates, having to do bus tours and interviews, and kissing the asses of these Georgians and the rest of the world.
Damn right. Oh — and Cornel and Claudia — they both clueless. They should get their socialist followers to vote for the leading socialist in the race — me. If I see them I’ll be sure and hold my finger and thumb in a shape of an L on my forehead — just for fun.
I still brat.