Trump just can’t stop. He loves using nicknames. To be fair, he has come up with some great ones that have stuck… like Crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe, Hiden’ Biden etc etc etc. If I didn’t hate him, I’d say he was brilliantly funny and spot on most of the time.
He hasn’t found one to stick on me yet. Yeah, he’s got kooky Kamala, crazy Kamala, comrade Kamala… nothing too earth shattering.
But his newest one. Sly mala. It seems almost like a compliment. Isn’t “sly” like smart, cunning? Crafty? Isn’t that good to have in a President. Maybe deceitful, secretive. But that can’t be all bad. Every politician is a little bit deceitful. I mean, we couldn’t count on the voters to like my policies and vote for me if we told them the real ones. Gotta be a little “sly” — Slymala — I kinda like it.
More in a minute. The staffer that looks like a raccoon just came in.
Well. That’s shitty. Raccoon face just told me the nickname isn’t “Sly” Mala. It’s “Slime” Ala. I mean, kinda sounds the same, but I’m sure the meaning is pretty different. Fucking Orange Bad Man. If I was guessing, he’s using slimy slimeala as is — nefarious, insincere — a bad liar.
Joke’s on him. I’m not a bad liar. I got people saying I’m for freedom, the economy, safety… I’m not a bad liar. I’m very good at it.
Bad Orange Man.