Spoiler

Couldn’t I have one 24 hour period where I felt like this campaign was over?!!

I mean, I gave a brilliant speech where I pretended to be pro-American, pro-business, pro-peace, pro-law and order, pro-border protection…. Brilliant. I should have gotten an academy award right fucking after I got off the stage. No one could even tell I am pretty far far far left and couldn’t give a shit about those things. It was brilliant. I had Trump in my crosshairs… is that ok to say so soon after… whatever. I even got the “perfect smile” in there a couple of times…

And then that little B – RFK Jr. – announces he is pulling out and endorsing Trump. WT serious F.

I mean, he’s for freedom of speech, peace, prosperity… kinda like Trump. I guess it makes some sense… that …and the democrats didn’t just try to beat him at the ballot box like it should be or would be in a free and fair election — instead we sued him, silenced him, banned him — tried to force him off ballots. A full-court press to deny his opportunity to just run and let the people decide.

And…when he called to talk to me? Numerous times. I mean. Why would I take the time to talk to him? Only the son of Bobby Kennedy… Nephew of Robert F. Kennedy… Some of the best democrats in history of US… and he potentially could have joined us but…. well, we are not the party of Kennedy anymore anyway. Hated to break it to him.

And… well, fuck it. I am drinking. I deserve it.

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