Ugly Bear Harris

Holy fuck. Ok. So. Often the secret service comes up with nicknames they call everyone on the radio/coms.

For example, Ronald Reagan was Rawhide and Clinton was Eagle. Barack – Renegade. Trump – Mogul. Jill Biden – Capri.

One word code names. All very cool. And then I find out mine. Ugly Bear Harris!?

First of all, it’s supposed to be one word. Secondly, it’s supposed to be semi-flattering, easy to say, and meaningful for the person.

Apparently, however, there was a wrestler named James Arthur Harris that went by Kamala in the ring. He also went by Bad News Harris, The Mississippi Mauler, Giant Kamala, and Ugly Bear Harris.

Giant would have been a great one for me, and I think it was floated a bit by the White House. But some idiot got ahold of Ugly Bear Harris and it stuck.

So those mother fuckers who also somehow let Trump walk away in Pennsylvania are using Ugly Bear Harris on the coms.

I gotta get that changed to Giant. Or anything else.

Could be Comrade.

I definitely brat, fuckers.

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