Fucking Staff

Someone left an anonymous joke in my folder today.

It read:

What’s the difference between Joe Biden and Kamala Harris? Joe leads with charm, Kamala leads with “Harris-ment.”

Wtf. I think they are possibly trying to insinuate that I harass the staff. Just to be clear, I can be a little bitchy at times. But I don’t think kicking them, spitting cherry pits at them, screaming obscenities, and asking them to never look me in the eyes really constitutes harassment.

We are like family. Maybe a dysfunctional communist type of family, but still family. My actions show them I’m in charge. And if they don’t like it, I just say, “don’t let the doorknob hit you on the ass on your way out.” That seems to work.

Also that’s a shitty joke.

And. I brat.