I am really having fun trolling Trumpy about my crowd sizes. I mean — we are getting pretty good turn outs at the rallies and airport hanger stops — and a few of the dumb bastards even show up without being paid!!
Oh. Michigan. I love that place. I got to try one of their favorite pastimes — cherry pit spitting. So fun. I lined up my staff and spit cherry pits at them. Best thing I’ve done on the campaign trail so far.
I think the staff had fun, too. I let them look at me while I spit at them so I think they enjoyed that novelty. And only one of them quit, which I believe is kind of a slow day for resignations amongst my staff. So all good, and since it’s a swing state — I’ll be back and we can do it again! Yay.
Oh yeah I brat baby.