I was never in charge of securing the border.
At least that’s what we are getting the media to report.
Of course I was the Border Czar, placed in charge by Sleepy Joe himself and during our administration the reality at the border has fundamentally changed and the statistics really just don’t lie. The media can twist them, maybe. They can work on insulating me from the issue, maybe. But the stunning reality is:
The Border Crisis is the Worst in American History
Ok, so I said it. It’s really fucking horrible.
But, you know, it’s just such a horrible, overwhelming issue the kind of issue that’s just horrible and overwhelming and actually horrible. And it’s an issue. It is overwhelmingly an issue that means it is an issue that’s overall overwhelming.
So, I talk about other things. Nothing good would come out of bringing it up. I mean if I do have to, I could just point my finger at someone else – a Republican, maybe – or just blame Trump (even though he was pretty close to fixing the problems at the border and we just threw all the working policies in the trash).
Speaking of Trump, that reminds me of a joke.
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So, this guy walks into a Barnes and Noble and says:
“Do you have that new Trump book about how to immediately deport all illegal aliens?”
The employee behind the counter says to the guy, “Get the fuck out of here and don’t ever come back!”
And the customer says, “Yeah, that’s the one. Do you have it in a paperback?”
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Ha ha ha ha ha. I’m not sure why that makes me laugh out loud. LOL as they say! It’s really fucking horrible. Not as bad as the crisis at the border, but who’s counting.
And, I brat.