I’m still waiting for the nickname Trumpy will use for me. Seems like he’s been trying a few out:
Incompetent Kamala (not nice, admittedly sometimes accurate, but also not nice)
Krazy Kamala (is that with a K or a C?)
Kamabla (that might have been more funny if it was Kama-BLAH but who’s counting)
Comrade Kamala
Or Comrade Harris (kind of exciting that he used my last name for once!)
But … the Comrade part I just don’t understand.
I’m a Democrat. Ok? Not a “Communist or Comrade”…Ok!? Well, maybe I’m a basically a Democratic Socialist. Or even maybe the Diet Coke of communism. Like, I’m completely in favor of Medicare for All. And I love the Green New Deal. And…
I guess I do have a pretty radical vision for the country — a vision where we would put the dysfunctional, inefficient, corrupt federal government in charge of virtually every part of the American people’s lives… from health care to the kind of cars they can drive….
Maybe go further and take away everyone’s guns and make some speech illegal and try and jail all our political rivals (more than just Trump!) …. And, enact some job-killing tax hikes… maybe get control of everyone’s bank accounts and specify how many airline flights people can take in a year, how much gas they can use in their homes… maybe electricity too — ration it like they do in CA. We could have government take control of private businesses. And… yes, totally take control of the media — definitely state-run media is the ultimate goal — although we are pretty close on that one already…
Oh, the fun we could have. I’m getting dizzy just thinking about it.
I love daydreaming. We have a future, and as the campaign says,
“We’re not going back!”
As much as people might THINK they want to go BACK to the peace and prosperity under Trump, well, they are just dumb.
And, I brat.