Walz All Day

Little tortuous. Full day with Walz.

He’s just a little too folksy. Like folksy, “trust me, I’m a good guy” — then you find out he’s got 11 bodies buried in the back yard … and you’re like “yeah, I can see that.” He was a teacher. So again, like that folksy, I am nice, trust me yet kinda creepy teacher — and then you find out he been making clothes out of people’s skin and you’re like, “yeah, that tracks.”

And that voice…. I had a staffer that sounded like him once. So annoying — then I threw my coffee mug at him and he’s not working for me anymore.

Walz … reminds me a little bit of Tim Caine. Hillary’s pick. Yikes.

He also… well, he looks like an albino clown. Hard to look at for long. Ughhhhhh.

It’s gotta work though. We were good partners once, even if I had no idea who he was. For example, he let Minneapolis burn, then I helped bail out all the arsonists, looters, violent criminals — all of them. Partners.

I have a little bit of buyer’s remorse, though. And, it’s really just been one day with him. But, we tied up those 10 electoral college votes from the predictable blue state. The ones we probably would have gotten even if I shot someone in the street. So….

He’s pretty far left. Little too far left, maybe. Radically left is perhaps best way to put it. He’s like “squad” left. And two squad members have just lost their primaries. Perhaps a more moderate pick would have been better…

If only Shapiro wasn’t Jewish.

Oh well. Let’s brat. 90 days.

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