Jewish Tightrope

So let’s try and get this straight. Shapiro says Palestinians are too “war minded” to have a two-state solution. Then he says he wants two-state solution if the Palestinians don’t fuck it up. Then he says he’s a Zionist.

Zionist. Them’s fighting words at the New Democratic Party. Imagine the squad getting ahold of that. No good.

Then he apologizes for his pro-Israel stance. I mean, that’s good —- but I think he was also in the IDF (?) — I have a bunch of papers here that clearly outline his background. Which I don’t want to read. Brain ouch. So which is it?

He hates Netanyahu — but also is called Genocide Josh by the younger group. Would we force Genocide Joe out just to get Genocide Josh? Hell no.

He pressured college campuses to dismantle encampments and take down all the perfectly protected speech signs that said “from the river to the sea” (death to the Jews). I don’t think it’s going to work out. No matter how much back-peddling he’s trying to do now. Apologies for pro-Israel comments… still not enough. And also, he’s little too East Coast Jewish person-ish.

Walz? We need the Midwest. I know, the Midwest is a place in the middle of the US and we like the middle west and its middle ness. And people vote in the middle. And middle people live in the middle. And it’s also west. But just mainly mid, in general.

Oh and I don’t think they like Californians generally, or me generally, so maybe Walz could help the ticket there. They seem to like him for some reason. For the life of me, I can’t figure out why. But…

I brat. Comma La.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *