Dumb as a Rock

It’s getting a little heated here. Trump says I’m dumb as a rock. How could he possibly think that?

Ok, so I didn’t pass the bar exam when approximately 80% of the people taking it did pass. So, that maybe makes me in bottom 20 percent of that group.

But really how dumb can a rock be? It’s a rock in the community with rocks, maybe we know a rock, maybe the community has rocks and some are actually rocks that are known. Are they dumb, or do they just exist and in reality are existing as rocks? Who really knows at this time?

My team says I need to follow the Biden approach to campaigning – like hide out in the basement. With Biden, the less we all saw of him the better it was for the campaign. That can’t be the same as me? Can it? People love my laugh, I know that!

One staffer even said, “It’s better that people think that you are stupid, than opening your mouth and proving it.” Of course, I then kicked her and told her not to look me directly in the eyes for next six months. We will see if she lasts.

I’m Kamala. I’m in a green t-shirt with a small hole on the side of it, my pronouns are she/her and sometimes I identify as a rock. But who’s counting?

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