10 Days

We have election fatigue.

As a country, we have election fatigue, political fatigue in general, Portland fatigue, Coronavirus news fatigue, BLM fatigue, elitists telling us what we should think fatigue, celebrities telling is what we should think fatigue, mask fatigue, athletes telling us what to think, Chelsea Handler and Alyssa Milano in particular fatigue… I personally have basement fatigue. I think I would look good in military fatigues. And aviator glasses. That would be cool for Election Day. I’ll ask my handlers.

I’m angry. I asked for a large countdown clock for Election Day. Right now it would show something like 10 days, 13 hours 35 minutes and 12 seconds. Or 9 days plus that or something like that. And I could watch it count down. No one will get me one.

They sell on Amazon for like $50. “We don’t have the money for that, Joe.” Malarky. Offer that Amazon guy a place in my cabinet, I say! He’ll send the best one he has. Easy Peasy.

It’s like no one understands the art of how to use your office for your own good. A $50 clock for Christ’s sake. If I knew how to order online, I’d do it myself.

I personally am planning to end all oil and gas and fracking and that sort of thing. After all, we shouldn’t have companies in America making money on gas and fuel production. The workers I put out of work? Their families? They can get jobs selling insurance or something. I know, a lot of people think it’s great to be energy independent. And people will say it’s a little ironic that my son made millions (and millions) being on the board of an oil company or otherwise using my name and connections. But Americans actually working in the industry will not be able to feed their families …. little sad, but necessary, I think. Again, they can sell insurance. Or go to school to be tax attorneys. We still need a lot of those so we can help the rich and connected, my friends and family, and large corporations find loopholes and schemes to avoid paying taxes.

Does Hunter’s career shed light on the decay of American democracy and the vast social gulf that has opened up between the ruling elite and the vast majority of the population, struggling to survive from paycheck to paycheck, and, as a recent survey found, unable to afford paying an unexpected bill of $400? Who knows?

Its a good thing everyone also has Hunter fatigue.

Vegas odds are getting tighter. Could I still lose? No way, just look at the polls and listen to Alyssa Milano who says, “you can’t love Trump and love America” so I’m sure people will vote for me. Right? Was she on my fatigued of her “shit” list? Hard to keep track. Campaigning is really draining. Nap time.

Come on, man.