I swear Trump is the Energizer Bunny.
He’s crisscrossing the country doing 2, 3, 4 events a day. People line the street with flags and signs shouting, “Four More Years!”
I’m averaging more like 2, 3, 4 … a week. There are more Biden signs in Animal Crossing than in real life.
We got Kamala off the campaign trail after it was disclosed that her cackle was driving off voters. We are trying to get Maya Rudolph to stand in for her for the next two weeks.
I watched some of the clips from Trump’s Town Hall last week. I was shocked when McKinnon picked up her folding chair and hit Trump with it, but politics is a dangerous game right now.
The final debate is this Thursday. We got the questions today. One of them, during the “COVID-19” segment is, “Joe, how do you keep your skin looking so good with all the mask wearing? The nation wants to know.”
The question for Trump during the Covid segment will be, “You bastard, how do you sleep at night when you singlehandedly have snuffed out the lives of old people dying alone on ventilators from the virus you personally made in your basement laboratory and released into the USA as a sick joke and can you denounce white supremacists for the 100th time for me while I ask you snidely like you never have?”
Gonna be a fun debate.
Come on, man.
He actually didn’t denounce white supremacists. In fact, he called them good people. It’s not going to be a fun debate. If it was anything like the last debate, it’s just going to be another reminder of how much of an American embarrassment Donald Trump is