Have I mentioned how much I hate Florida? Little Haiti Cuba Havana – whatever. These guys love Trump. My people gave me a poll today that says 63% of Cubans Americans are voting for Trump, 23% are voting for me, and the other 15 percent said they would rather poke their eyes out than vote for either of us and will be praying for the country. Or maybe vote for Mickey Mouse or something like that.
Is Kanye still running? I think there is a Green candidate. And a female one, surprisingly. Jo Jorgensen, a libertarian. She describes the choice between Trump and me as still a choice between more government and big government. I kind of like her name. Sounds Presidential or at least Vice Presidential.
I’m presenting my Build Back Better plan for the Hispanics today. It sounds good, but after I open the borders, it’s more like a Hasta La Vista your jobs plan.
I think I heard someone say that the Coronavirus positive rates are climbing again. But the deaths are on a sharp decline. The rate of deaths, maybe due to early intervention and therapeutics, is getting close to what we estimate on the flu. But who cares? I still like lock downs. Makes traffic lighter. Who needs school or semi-normal lives? Not me, I wish I was back in my basement.
Not feeling the love today. The home state of the Trumpster just doesn’t give me the same love Delaware does. And, then the realization that even the Coronavirus picked Trump over me. Not feeling great.
My team presented some study to me that most people touch their faces 15 times an hour. But that I usually touch my face 15 times in an 8 minute speech. And it’s incredibly disconcerting when people watch others touch their face… like one of the worst things you can do as a leader during the pandemic is give a speech about staying safe while I rub my nose repeatedly and cough into my hand. Complete turn off for voters. “Ewwwwww,” is what the general consensus was. So I think their point was – stop touching my face. Got it.
Come on, man.