At this point I have to think the protestors are being paid by the Republicans.
First off, Fox News exists. We can’t seem to get rid of it or infiltrate it with enough liberal elites to change it much. A record 9.2 million viewers tuned into Fox to watch the bad Orange Man’s acceptance speech. That is more than every other network combined. The average viewership for day four of the RNC on Fox News was the highest average prime time viewership of ANY Political Party Convention in the history of cable. In the history of the Earth.
The millennials on my campaign are sulking. Rumor has it, Trump campaign had a large balloon or shit ton of donations come in on August 27th, too. Small donations, the grass root type of donations that are a wet dream for my team. Orange Man got those. Well, rumor has it.
And, supposedly those small, first time donations are still rolling in. 2 days later. Why?
Well, my team thinks it’s for a few reasons:
1. No one actually watched the full 70 billion minutes of Trump’s speech.
2. No one was awake when the crowd filed out and were summarily threatened and harassed by the liberal crowd outside. No one saw that. It was midnight.
3. However, the news clips over the past few days – those have been powerful. The juxtaposition of the flags and Trump standing tall, beautiful fireworks…. versus the angry, ugly liberal mob attacking women on the street – it’s a powerful message. A picture is worth a thousand words. Well, apparently videos of this type of attack on women in the streets is worth a thousand donations. And, these clips keep getting replayed. Damn it, Fox News, the enemy of the state.
4. Rand Paul. I know that is dumb. Who cares about Rand Paul? Who has ever cared about Rand. Well, anyone paying attention knows that he introduced the “Justice for Breonna Taylor Act” to stop the type of no knock warrant that led to her death. He worked across the aisle to make her name known in the Senate. He sat with her family and criminal justice reform groups to come up with this Act. And, as he left the White House Thursday, amid calls to rape and brutally torture his wife, torture and maim him, kill him and his wife, a few protesters yelled the familiar “say her name.” Hey idiots. No one has said her name more in the halls of Congress than Rand Paul. He is an ally. Anyone with a brain even slightly larger than a retarded shrimp would know that. Come on, folks.
We thought the protests would HELP bring excitement to the Democratic Party. Hey, look at all these people calling for change. Hope and Change got Obama elected. However, marching for Change doesn’t seem to have the same effect as looting for change, burning down stuff for change, attacking women on the street for change…. And, there is no Hope message to go along with it.
There is only so long people will believe what we TELL them is happening. CNN anchors standing in front of burning buildings at a “peaceful protest” is going to fly for a while. But, there is a point where “the truth is what we are telling you, NOT what you can see with your own eyes” no longer works. People wake up.
Is it possible we peaked too early? Played the chaos card too soon? No way. I know we didn’t get any measurable bump from the DNC Convention but I’ll be on the road in 10 days or so, that will surely get a lot of excitement going for the Democratic ticket. I know you don’t see any Biden shirts, hats, or signs anywhere. But me leaving my basement is going to be a game changer. In a few weeks, when the time is right, I will emerge from my basement like I’m answering the Bat Call. And, black mask and all, will heroically lead this group of rag tag, liberal, democratic socialists and semi-communists all the way to the White House! Right!? I know it.
Now where did Jill go? I need her to cut up my waffle and open this jar of syrup for me.
Come on, man.