I know that I’m not that smart, but I know what I know.
Few recaps.
- Michelle Obama. Beautiful. Excellent speech. Except she says nothing about historic Black woman VP. I guess she recorded her speech a week ago and then couldn’t be bothered to record an update after Comma La got the nod. What? First black woman to be on a Presidential ticket. And nothing? A busy schedule … couldn’t miss her nail appointment? “She hates politics” – well guess what, folks, tonight she made me hate politics, too.
- Why does everyone hate America? Does that really play with the moderates we are trying to win? The swing states? If so, then I’m dumber than I think I am.
- John Kasich is a bore. Who cares what he thinks anyway? Guy from Ohio, if that really is the name of a state —- he actually looks like a potato if a potato suddenly became a boring human. And people say I’m boring. Crap. I fell asleep twice during his speech.
- Couldn’t tell if Bernie was upset or happy. He’s animated. Kind of reminds me of the comedian Larry David. Little socialist for my taste, but my team thinks he’s a moderate…. and I guess I will be the most progressive President ever. If they say so. They are making all my decisions, after all. I’m lucky I get to pick my own breakfast. Sometimes.
Day 2 tomorrow. How many days is this thing? How many speeches do we need that say nothing but “Orange Man Bad”? Does anyone care?
I don’t know. Literally, I’m just worn out. I had Saturday and Sunday off and have been trying to get my recorded acceptance speech done and it’s nearly been the death of me. Who could have imagined that campaigning from home would be this taxing?
Come on, folks.