Mt. Rushmore

Trump was in some Dakota yesterday and he’s there today for the July 4th holiday. Last night he gave a speech that Devin Nunes says was the key speech of his presidency. I didn’t watch it. All the news outlets said it was dark and divisive. Well, except the F word news channel that had Nunes and one good looking Marine who said they loved it. Weird how the F word channel just doesn’t get it. You’re the media. You attack conservatives – you hate Trump – didn’t they get the memo?

Busy week where I did a few interviews of a few minutes each. I had all the questions ahead of time and practiced my answers. It did sound like I got my own name wrong in one, but otherwise, did pretty well.

I also spent countless hours trying to record my 4th of July address/statement. My team said I would be better recording all my comments whenever possible so I can get the words out and sound relatively connected to them. It takes practice, but after some creative editing, we got a good piece to present. Little “radical” for my taste, but that seems to be all the rage so I guess it’s ok. I asked them to delete the part where they showed protestors burning the American flag. Seemed a little off-pudding for a July 4th address, but what do I know?

The beaches are all closed again everywhere. Just to torture people I think. Seems like a safe place – outside, warm weather… easy to social distance. But, again, what do I know? Why are they closed?

I did seem to upset my team when I asked them that question. So, I held off on the other questions I have like:

Should Cuomo be criminally prosecuted for killing the elderly in NY by mandating that nursing homes take Covid positive patients?

Why were we giving free coffee and food to first responders to thank them 45 days ago and now we hate them?

How long until the Clintons figure out a way to “suicide” Ghislane Maxwell?

Why do some trucks have spikes on the outside of their tire rims?

Are there really mermaids?

If the #2 Pencil is so good, why isn’t it called a #1 Pencil?

What’s Blexit?

How is Herman Cain feeling after catching the Corona flu?

Who is going to be the VP pick? Does it have to be a woman?

Is there a way to stop Trump from coming up with a Covid vaccine coincidentally a few days before the election?

When does the next impeachment hoax start?

What is Obama’s last name?

Why, if I’m so far ahead in all the polls, is there a poll that says that likely voters overwhelmingly think Trump will win?

I have so many questions, I could make a list that is longer than a Sunday afternoon in my basement. That reminds me, it’s so cold here in the basement it would freeze the balls off a pool table. Gotta get Dr. Jill to help me figure out the HVAC controls. Where is that woman when I need her? And why do they make thermostats so hard to figure out?

Come on, man.



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