A few days ago we were having a great discussion about possible nicknames for Trump. My favorite was Crazy Cheeto Face but it didn’t even make the possible list. Today, sitting on a Zoom, we were going through some of the nicknames for me that have been used:
Bunkered Biden
Where’s Hunter
Sleepy Joe
Creepy Joe
1% Joe (sounds like coffee, but they told me it was because when I used to run for President before the great Barack years, I could never get more than 1% of the vote)
Crime Bill Joe
Low IQ Joe
Joe, a great friend to Segregationists
King of the Swamp, Joe
Walking Gaffe Machine
Inappropriate Man
Crazy Uncle Joe
Amtrak Joe
Hugoholic
Diamond Joe
Quid Pro Joe
Democrat’s Safest Play
Not Trump
Media Darling
Fake News Sweetheart
Sleepy Creepy Joe
China Joe
Average Joe
Below Average Joe
Cornpop’s Killer
The World’s Oldest Man
Hairy-leg Joe
As Bad as Hillary
High-Tax High-Crime Joe
Nitwit Nancy’s pal
Hold your nose and Vote for Joe
AOC’s Puppet
Scaredy Cat Joe
Nervous Nancy’s Pal
Where was all this support when I had a functioning brain, Joe
The Swampman
Record Player Joe
Scared of the Press Joe
Hunter’s Dad
Where’s Hunter’s Dad
Corrupt Joe
Crooked Joe
Joebama
Dr. Jill’s Husband
7-minute Joe
and
Hiden Biden
Personally, I think the Sleepy Joe is what Trump is sticking to. Nicknames really don’t matter, says my team. Except when they cross over into defining a person. My team explained their recent experience with a few focus groups. They asked the focus groups to give a few one word adjectives to describe me. Here is what the most used words were, I think in order:
Good, idiot, incompetent, clown, old, okay, average, senile, dumb, loser, creepy, sad, joke, intelligent, buffoon, honest, sleepy, scared, moron, ridiculous.
Good news and bad news.
The Good News: the top three most used words to describe me: good, idiot, and incompetent. Those are not used an ANY nickname. Creepy and sleepy didn’t even make the top 10! Suck it, Trump and your dumbass nicknames.
The Bad News? Some of those top descriptive words don’t actually give my team the impression that the electorate is impressed or excited about me as a candidate.
So, we have some work to do. Or, we just stay in the basement and keep hoping Trump takes down Trump. Seems to be working so far. Hiden Biden. Has a good ring to it.
Come on, man.