Hiden’ Biden

A few days ago we were having a great discussion about possible nicknames for Trump. My favorite was Crazy Cheeto Face but it didn’t even make the possible list. Today, sitting on a Zoom, we were going through some of the nicknames for me that have been used:

Bunkered Biden

Where’s Hunter

Sleepy Joe

Creepy Joe

1% Joe (sounds like coffee, but they told me it was because when I used to run for President before the great Barack years, I could never get more than 1% of the vote)

Crime Bill Joe

Low IQ Joe

Joe, a great friend to Segregationists

King of the Swamp, Joe

Walking Gaffe Machine

Inappropriate Man

Crazy Uncle Joe

Amtrak Joe

Hugoholic

Diamond Joe

Quid Pro Joe

Democrat’s Safest Play

Not Trump

Media Darling

Fake News Sweetheart

Sleepy Creepy Joe

China Joe

Average Joe

Below Average Joe

Cornpop’s Killer

The World’s Oldest Man

Hairy-leg Joe

As Bad as Hillary

High-Tax High-Crime Joe

Nitwit Nancy’s pal

Hold your nose and Vote for Joe

AOC’s Puppet

Scaredy Cat Joe

Nervous Nancy’s Pal

Where was all this support when I had a functioning brain, Joe

The Swampman

Record Player Joe

Scared of the Press Joe

Hunter’s Dad

Where’s Hunter’s Dad

Corrupt Joe

Crooked Joe

Joebama

Dr. Jill’s Husband

7-minute Joe

and

Hiden Biden

Personally, I think the Sleepy Joe is what Trump is sticking to. Nicknames really don’t matter, says my team. Except when they cross over into defining a person. My team explained their recent experience with a few focus groups. They asked the focus groups to give a few one word adjectives to describe me. Here is what the most used words were, I think in order:

Good, idiot, incompetent, clown, old, okay, average, senile, dumb, loser, creepy, sad, joke, intelligent, buffoon, honest, sleepy, scared, moron, ridiculous.

Good news and bad news.

The Good News: the top three most used words to describe me: good, idiot, and incompetent. Those are not used an ANY nickname. Creepy and sleepy didn’t even make the top 10! Suck it, Trump and your dumbass nicknames.

The Bad News? Some of those top descriptive words don’t actually give my team the impression that the electorate is impressed or excited about me as a candidate.

So, we have some work to do. Or, we just stay in the basement and keep hoping Trump takes down Trump. Seems to be working so far. Hiden Biden. Has a good ring to it.

Come on, man.

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