July 4th has always been a great day for me. A celebration of America. The good and free. Sure, maybe we have more problems than I can shake a stick at….but I’ve been in politics for 100 years and most of the Democrats at the helm have also. It seems hard to say how bad the country and government programs to help the people are – like education and stuff – when the people running it forever haven’t fixed it. Trump has had 3 years – those in democratic power have had a billion years combined – Cryin’ Chuck Schumer 39 years, Nitwit Nancy 33 (seems like yesterday she looked like a pinup), low IQ Maxine (who does her hair!?) 29 years – and me 100 years or maybe a couple more, who can keep track. I can’t remember what I had for lunch. But Trump is the problem.
I’m not sure what point I was trying to make. I look at my upcoming events schedule and I got nothing on July 4th. Maybe it’s not my holiday anymore. Yours, but not mine. I’ll see what Trump says and does and do the opposite? Maybe get a few sparklers to do in my basement.
Dr. Jill asked me a question. America’s freedom is celebrated on July 4th. Many black Americans celebrate it fervently and have since after the Civil War ended and the freedom was finally given to them. So July 4th is for everyone. But some blacks celebrate on July 5th because on the first July 4th they weren’t really free. The blacks also have Juneteenth to celebrate – final emancipation or something like that.
Dr. Jill’s point was, I think … when do the women celebrate? They aren’t free yet, I guess. White men voted before women, black men voted before women. Women, even in my campaign, are underpaid. We had a black President. But never a woman President or even VP.
When is the woman’s celebration? There was a woman’s march! “The Women’s March was a joke,” she says. I have no idea how to respond to any of these so I just nod and pretend to be very busy with something (which I’m sure doesn’t fool her in the least). Maybe I’ll ask that smart chick on my campaign. I have a woman “running” my campaign and I’ll pick a woman VP. Doesn’t that count for anything? Jill should just go back to the kitchen where she belongs.
Come on, man.