I would love to leave my basement and go protest. I have some great signs in mind I could make. Like:
Fight Evil with Love
Free Speech for all Non-Conservatives
Black Lives Matter Until November 3
Save the Planet – it’s the only one with Pizza
No one is Free when others are Not
I could even make a sign with some names of Black Lives lost recently – just their names, I think that would be powerful! Like:
George Floyd, Breana Leath, Kaia Lafay Grant, Waldis “Jay” Johnson, Dave Patrick Underwood, David Dorn, Toyin Salau #BLM
However, my “all-knowing” staff says I can’t go out, but did say realistically, if they let me, my signs would be more accurate if they said:
Ruh-Roh Now You Made Grandpa Mad
I Don’t Know why I’m Here
Shit’s so bad, they let me out of the basement to protest
I Hate Trump more than He Hates Mexicans
I’ve Been in Politics for 100 years and You are still Protesting the Same Shit
Come, on, Don’t be such a Karen
I’m not sure what that last one meant, but they all got a kick out of it. Must be a millennial thing.
I’ll hold up any sign they say….Let me out already.
Come on, man.