It’s my favorite type of event. Tons of people. I can push a few attendees if they ask tough questions about guns or pipelines or Climate change or Hunter or whatever. I can challenge them to push-up contests. I can tell cool stories about the hair on my legs. I’m close to people, can sniff them. I have a special power – super sniffer. Never told anyone. Kinda like Mesmer can read people by touching them. I can read people by sniffing their hair. At least that’s a good cover story … maybe.
Today is a VIRTUAL Town Hall. Which I’m told is watched mainly by bots. I think that’s short for a type of voter. Boys over thirty maybe. They say the bots make it look like a lot people care what I’m saying on these Town Halls. So that’s good.
Still don’t understand why I can’t talk to the press. Feels like preventive defense. Football. Preventive defense is what “prevents” you from winning, I always say. The strategists keep saying “play to my strengths” which leads me to believe they think my strengths do not include answering questions from the media. Wow.
Come on, man.