Remember Me

I’m still running for President. At least I think so. Some stuff is a little fuzzy. Also, the guy that is supposed to tell me what day it is hasn’t been around lately. Jill is getting tired of me asking the same question over and over again. “It’s Wednesday for God’s sake“, she said last time with an irritation in her voice and an eye roll. This is how she treats the President to be.

I guess we are setting up a task force to find a VP. I’ll announce the task force in May. Big announcement. May 1. May Day. April showers bring May flowers. Isn’t May Day some communist day?

I’m announcing a team of people who can tell me who I should pick. I have to find someone that has different strengths than me. Right now, we are trying to list my strengths. The pro and con list of Joe Biden. One side is looking a little bleak. Although they didn’t let me read the lists, I got a peek at the really long list and saw two items on list:

  1. Hunter
  2. Graduated as number 76 ranked student out of 85 in law school

Lots of positives, I guess. May be hard. I gotta get out of this basement.

Come on, man.

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