This is my first email, entry to diary, whatever – to myself – that I will try.
Let’s review. Hillary calls and says “I used to write in a digital diary on campaign trail” to help with stress. Contrary to general belief, she doesn’t smell like sulfur or cabbage, it’s more of a mixture of anger, apples and Vodka. Does anger really have a smell? Gotta ask about that one. I probably have a staffer that can help me with that.
Stress is a funny word, Hillary not funny. But she calls, gives me password for a digital diary, or some thing she says I have to try.
I write down the password on a blue post-it so I wouldn’t forget. It was “password” but with a capital P. Got it. Blue post-its are better than yellow. Yellow is for cowards. Yellow bellied.
I usually write stuff down with a pencil – just write stuff down. So I don’t forget them. This probably better than writing them by hand. Especially because I can barely read my own handwriting.
I’m not sure what else to write. I had good news that my Twitter followers finally got to 6 percent of Trump’s followers and 4 percent of Barack Obama’s. So, seems like there is some excitement for my candidacy and what I have to say! I heard one staffer say that about 20,000 have watched my town hall this week on YouTube and that is almost as much as the video showing Diamond and Silk talking about how they will refuse to get the Coronavirus Vaccine. So, pretty good start, I guess. Seems like this on the line campaigning is going to be easy. If I can eventually talk the camera broad into letting me sniff her hair, it’s gonna be great.
Hillary also said I gotta end each entry with “more later” but I’m thinking “come on, man” or “c-mon man!!” seems more appropriate for me.
Come on, man!
yeah, that’s good.