Month: November 2016

What will the US do without:

Barbra Streisand

Bryan Cranston (permanent vacation in Vancouver)

Miley Cyrus (not sure Canada will take her so not sure where she’s going)

Lena Dunham (so long, eh?)

Amy Schumer (Does she know Spain has horrible food?)

Jon Stewart

Cher (not sure you can really move to Jupiter, but…)

Chelsea Handler

Samuel L. Jackson (he’s going to love South Africa, it’s beautiful)

Reverand Al Sharpton (someone not even I will miss – but no chance I would be lucky enough to get him out of the country)

and more. Just hurts me.

More later.

 

Note to self: send James Comey a Christmas card.

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Campaigning with some celebs has been fun. Here’s what Pharrell said about me:

“Has she been dishonest about things? Sure. Have you? She don’t lie no more than any other politician.”

Fantastic endorsement. I mean, it’s not like the government has been letting America down once they get elected. It’s not like politicians say one thing and do another. It’s not like the last 4 out of 7 Governors of Illinois went to prison on corruption charges, fraud, bribery… Oh wait, yes they did. So, yes I guess I’m like a lot of other politicians. A majority of the governors in Illinois at least.

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Ok, little tired of my advisors giving me the run down on my speeches.

What do they have now?

my voice sounds like I’m irritated even when I’m trying to say something nice

when I say “I’m excited to be here” it sounds like I’m angry and insincere

when I attack The Donald it sounds like I’m desperate and whining

Blah blah. The media says I’m fantastic and that’s who I chose to believe.

Excited for the Katy Perry concert tonight. Sucks that it has to be in Philly. But, beggars can’t be choosers. But, really. Yuck. Philly. Ranks #82 in best places to live in US. And, even though it’s the birthplace of our great nation, it’s not on anyone’s top 10 list of places to visit… High poverty rate – 27% of the people make less than $25k per year. High crime. Education failing….Just 14 percent of 4th graders in Philly are proficient in reading. Wow. In the Philly school district only about 10 percent of the kids end up receiving college degrees. Test score cheating scandals with more that 135 teachers, teachers found with child porn – it’s genuinely a messy, horrible city. What’s The Donald like to say? Drain the swamp? Well, of course, democrat Mayor in Philly and years of failed democratic policies and corruption are failing the kids and families there. Ewww, almost sounds as if I care. Ha. Just not happy I have to go there, again.

Also not happy about some of the reports coming out that have negatives on the Clinton Foundation. Legitimately, does it matter that I’ve lied about foreign donations and the money we’ve lined our own pockets with? I’ve lied about so much. What’s a few more – just little white lies.

Worst part of today was little Haiti in Florida, though. There are only a handful of Haitians that still believe a word I say after what we did (didn’t do) for Haiti after the tragedy there. But, the optics played well in the media, I think.

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Yay! I got people to my rally! Well, it was really a Jay Z, Beyoncé and some young black man named Chancellor performing at a concert that people came to — and I was there — so I still counted as a rally. Chancellor kind of looked like a super predator, but I did have a bunch of Secret Service around me so…I felt semi-ok.

Lots of F bombs tonight. Little uncomfortable with the N word being used a ton. I mean, I haven’t used the N word a lot since my mentor, heart and soul of America, and Grand Dragon of the KKK, Byrd died. Wow, if only there was a fly on the wall when the two of us got together… that might have been a little damning.

I heard some rumor that Snowden said, “Break classification rules for public’s benefit and you could be exiled. Do it for your own personal financial benefit and you could be President.”

Sounds a little like a whiner.

4 more days. Unless the vote is close – then it could legit take a few more weeks. And talk of a terrorist attack on Monday or Tuesday… and there was another earthquake in Italy. When do the locusts hit?

Oh. Is this an omen? I heard earlier this year, “Trump has a chance to win the Presidency when pigs fly or hell freezes over.” Ok. But, I think that’s what they said about the odds of the Cubs winning the World Series so…

My base better just hold their noses and vote for me and get this over with.

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So tough out here, but much worse without Huma. I did talk to her yesterday and tell her, with her coloring, she will look great in Orange.

It was meant as a joke. Of course Obama will pardon her. I think.

Obama – thought he was going to bow out of a few campaign events. But, he actually ADDED some. I think he actually has more campaign events over the weekend than I have. But, he does have more to lose than I do. His entire 8 year Presidency is at stake.

If Trump gets in and the country does better, Obama’s legacy is in the trash. Obamacare will go away. His speaking fees will be greatly reduced, too…….

More later.

So, so, so tired.

Can barely stand.

Losing my voice and my temper at rallies. Not sure they can even be called rallies as they are in small rooms with a few hundred people. Enthusiasm way down.

Trump tied with me in most polls. Behind in some, ahead in some.

Now, Angela Merkel says she was wrong to let in refugees. The person I said I most admired about their refugee plan. “Look to Germany – we should be like them.” So what has happened to change her mind?

During the first six months of 2016, migrants committed 142,500 crimes, according to the Federal Criminal Police Office. People have gone missing. Rapes are way up. New fears that terrorists have entered in refugee program….lawlessness in the streets….

My own team’s emails say I have bad judgement and instincts. Trump will pounce on this for sure.

The FBI better come out soon and say I’m in the clear…

More later.