Month: October 2016

I’m not much into omens but I didn’t like to see the Cubs lose while I watched them.

I don’t take much time to watch sports, and don’t like it when the team I want to win loses. I am not that much into omens,  but don’t like starting week as a loser.

I don’t like Vegas. It’s a hellhole. In a whole different league than the other places I hate like Detroit, Louisiana, Indiana, well, pretty much the entire Midwest. And Florida. Ugghh, Nevada —It smells like losing.

I also don’t like all this talk of rigged elections. Sure, I don’t think people should have to show an ID or prove they live in the US or are citizens. But how many millions of people could that be?

I also want people to have their own thoughts and beliefs. I’m for freedom of speech. As long as it fits into my agenda, anyway. And as long as I agree. I mean I don’t like that Catholics don’t like abortion and birth control. That’s silly. There’s other stuff too, but mostly it is un-American to have views different than mine, if I can remember what my views are for that day – people should be with me, agree with me.

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My voice is nearly gone from debate prep. It was cracking at the end of campaign events last week, but basically gone.

Debate prep and arguing with my advisors on a myriad of different topics. The troubles with the Wikileaks current and future dumps. The thought that maybe I shouldn’t participate in next debate and claim I just don’t want to legitimize The Donald…

Tonight, going to watch my favorite … The Cubbies. And rest.

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I cannot catch a break with the younger generation.

I say, “Vote this year like your future depends on it, because it does.”

They hear, “Vote for someone else this year because you hate the status quo, the political corruption and all that is wrong with the government that I represent. As if your life depends on it.”

Really? Just because I love Wall Street, lie constantly and generally hate the regular Americans? Don’t get it. I’m with me, they should be with me.

They are with Johnson, Stein and – even The Donald. Can’t get them.

They could be the make or break of the election. And, right now the idiot advisors say they are breaking me.

Ughhh.

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Unbelievable.

From Rasmussen:

“At the close of a week that began with him trailing by seven points, Donald Trump holds a slight lead over Hillary Clinton in today’s White House Watch survey despite a new New York Times story alleging a history of sexual harassment on his part.”

We’ve even rolled out more women that were harassed by Trump. Well, some that claim he harassed him. Don’t look into the “facts.”

At least we don’t have to talk about the actual issues. Who cares that the voters want to hear about the issues? I lose if we only talk issues. Keep it in the gutter and I’m good.

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Another day, another dollar. Or 72 cents if you’re a woman and work for me. Ha.

I’m on a high. I even went back to yelling into the microphone today. I know people hate it, but … “I’m not him…!” So that’s good enough now. Those audio tapes did him in.

I’m staying on this high. I’m already starting to plan the furniture I’ll steal in 8 1/2 years when I leave the White House. It’s so fun. I’m so happy.

The Donald said something pretty interesting a few weeks back. He said “Obama and Hillary Clinton founded ISIS.” Everyone laughed at him. It concerned me slightly. I think maybe he could have some of my old emails that show a little connection. Financially….Weapons… I hope not. That might be the only thing that could bring him back from the brink of disaster. Let’s be real. He’s already past the brink. It’s over. Unless……

Could these email releases now that show relatively known stuff just be setting the stage? I lied…everyone knows. I had people help me lie… everybody knows. I love Wall Street… Jesus – obviously. But, setting the stage for what? Like I said before. Waiting for other shoe to drop. Maybe right before the next debate? That sounds like crockpot conspiracy theory… or is it?

Need Vodka. That’s what I love about Russia most.

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So my campaign people don’t like Catholics or Evangelicals?

At least they weren’t emails from me directly. Although it is like waiting for the other shoe to drop.

To be fair, we really don’t like people who don’t believe EXACTLY what we believe. And, we aren’t really saying what we believe, but Catholics probably wouldn’t like it.

For that matter, we don’t like Jews or Muslims either. But, really we like votes so let’s see what happens.

I could fire a bunch of my staff or say they were fake or… Just count on the media to debunk them and explain them away…

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Spent time with Al Gore today in Florida.

Wow – can I pick them or what? I knew I should have refused to have him come and help the campaign. I was just too tired to argue.

After the rally he asked me for a “chakra release.” Actually, he asked me to get one of my advisors to give him a “chakra release.”

I didn’t really know what he was talking about but it didn’t sound like something good. I found out later, it’s his thing. And, it’s gross. He was asking for happy ending. Dirty old man. Yuck.

Some men are pigs. I would know, I’m married to one of them. Yeah, can really pick them. I hope Creepy Kaine doesn’t have some closet weird fetish that comes out in the news….or women buried in his back yard. That would be a real bummer for my campaign.

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It really doesn’t matter what my idiot advisors say anymore, I’m crushing The Donald. So even if they propose a stupid idea like sending Al Gore out to connect with Millennials – it’s fine.

Wait. Al Gore to connect with millennials? Could we not find anyone older or more out of touch? People get on me for how I’ve aged and how out of touch I am. Gore? His face is more bloated that the corrupt government. That’s funny – The Donald should use that.

No, seriously. There is not one self-respecting millennial voting for me. I screwed Bernie. I love Wall Street. I’m the type of corruption they want OUT of Washington.

Also, anyone that cares about climate change will use their vote, their voice and vote for Jill Stein.

Not that it matters what what I say or do anymore. Prop me up on stage, let me say 100 different ways “I’m not him.” And, we are good.

Keep hearing about Ronald Reagan being down 12 points at this point in the election and winning. Keep hearing about Brexit. Fantasies only. Surely couldn’t happen here.

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I wonder why no one has made a big deal about me not wearing the flag pin in either debate?

I made a conscious decision to not wear it – my own kind of BLM protest and no one has even asked me.

It’s really because I think America should get off its high horse and be more globally minded. I’m not a huge believer in having kids say the “Pledge of Allegiance.” I think love of America and thinking we are best is not polically correct. I don’t want leaders from other countries watching me while I’m wearing the pin and thinking it means I am totally for America and  everything it has stood for and our constitution as it stands. We should be more flexible and understand the changing times. The constitution was written long ago. We should see if it still fits us.

I applaud giving Iran $1.7 billion in CASH while our inner cities are being destroyed and our education system is tanking. It was the right thing to do.

Obama went on his “Apology Tour” and I think he did the right thing with that as well. I think telling Saudi Arabia the way they treat women is wrong is not the correct thing to do. It’s their country and I like them writing me checks – so who cares if they let women drive or not? Who cares if Iran and the Saudi financially and otherwise support terrorists. People are more likely to be hit by lightening than killed by a terrorist. It’s ridiculous. ISIS not going to do anything too bad in our country – a few people dead here or there. Everyone has to die sometime.

I’m with me. Oh, sure my “public” voice says I’ll work for all people. And, The Donald said I’m a fighter – but what I fight for most is myself. The proof is in the pudding as I always say. Or, government is an ugly business like making sausages – you don’t want to see how it’s done.

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Oh Lord. Detroit. Gotta be the worst Godforsaken place on Earth. Really just sad what has happened to this city.

Malcolm X has a great speech where he calls black voters “Chumps” because they vote for the Democrats time and time again and the Democrats pick them last every time when it comes down to helping the communities in which they live.

No place is it more apparent than the streets of Detroit. These losers just keep losing. With their elected Democrats sitting fat and happy. Well, South Side of Chicago pretty bad, too, but I digress.

Detroit. I’m happy the press is so great to me. The public hated me in the debate last night, my own advisors said I did “ok” but the press said I killed Trump. Just amazing day today, nothing could bring me down.

Well, except having to be in this city. At least a few hundred people came without us paying them. Well, I think the Union workers that showed up were getting paid. But, they made the crowd bigger. So, that’s good.

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