Month: September 2016

Note to self —

This is a note, in case I forget, to NEVER watch ISIS videos. I don’t think I should even say the word ISIS or radical Islam or anything that has anything to do with that kind of thing. Like if I don’t say it, it doesn’t exist… right?

Syrian refugees? I’m sure they are all fine. No way ISIS would try and come in as a refugee and hurt the US citizens, I’m very sure. That doesn’t happen. Can’t happen. Right?

But, these ISIS guys. They aren’t good.

After days in bed, watching reruns on TV and searching through Internet comments about Trump and me and Creepy Kaine and Bill and others, I found this horrible video apparently of ISIS marking a holy time by slaughtering “spies” like sheep. Hanging them by their feet and slitting their throats. Lots of them. Just letting the blood drain into metal grates. Like a horror movie. Like we are living in a real life horror movie.

Other videos of:

drowning people alive in cages

burning people alive

using children as executioners

beheadings

mass shootings/executions

I mean, I cannot stomach The Walking Dead which I know is all fake. So, these real life videos — just not something I need to watch. John Kerry suggested that the media stop telling Americans about terrorist activities, at all – why do they need to know these things? I totally agree. Mark me in favor of controlling what the media reports on. The public doesn’t need to know everything.

Idea: get a group of government officials to decide what can and cannot be told to the people. Tranparency is for losers.

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I’m not obsessed with Tim Kaine. I just can’t get over the fact that I don’t like him. At all.

It’s beyond his personality. I cannot even look at him or watch him anymore. He looks like a ventriloquist dummy. Those pudgy cheeks and vapid eyes. Killing me.

As much as I like to be away from the people, God knows….As much as I’m enjoying the solitude without Bill around… I’m just really peeved that Bill and Creepy Kaine are my surrogates.

Last note of the day: how does Trump trump me on paid maternity leave? Wtf. Much harder to talk about his hatred of women when his policies sound so sane and so IN FAVOR of working moms and middle class families. He almost has me fooled.

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For my memoirs: the nicest person to me during my “illness” was The Donald, “I hope she gets better soon and we see her on the campaign trail…” Yuck.

Sounding way too Presidential.

Bill causing havoc at the Bay Area airports as he pinch hits for me on the campaign/fundraising trail  — all kinds of delays. Not that I care. Just probably bugs some travelers — maybe a few miss their connections? Some advisor mentioned it to me as if they thought I would care…? Really? I couldn’t care less.

Anyway, even my staff being a little mean about this “illness.” But I got some kudos for a few phone call-ins. I sound good on the phone, I guess. We could probably keep that up for a while. Even as President.

Who does Trump think he is? The Energizer Bunny? Just unbelievable.

Back to bed. Vodka, bed and a nice movie. Screw everybody else. I’m with me. Sounds good, will keep that in mind for the title of my memoirs. I’m with me. Sounds good.

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Such a funny word. Pneumonia. Almost sounds made-up.

Pissed off at the media today. Let’s see, Benghazi, Emails, foreign donations to the foundation and more ….. and they turn on me for a little sickness?

The worst thing is Creepy Kaine is salivating at the thought that he could actually be President if it’s true and my health isn’t good enough to make it four years. “Mr. I’m not as interesting as breakfast food” as the President of the United States of America? Over my dead body. Actually, I’m sure that’s what’s he’s hoping for. My dead body. Not a chance, Tim.

Joe Biden probably gearing up to jump in. All makes me more ill.

Happy to be home in bed. I come off as confident but my favorite place is at home, in bed, doing nothing. And away from people. Maybe I can blame one of Donald’s deplorables for getting me “sick.” Will test it in a focus group first…

Still wish I had “Zika” instead of “Pneumonia.”

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Maybe Trump can give me a new nickname finally and drop corrupt Hillary. Contagious Hillary would be better.

My “Pneumonia” – not sure that was the right way to go. I’ve been in Florida a lot and Zika seemed like the logical plan. Pneumonia just sounds like something old, weak people get. Zika is for the young. The vibrant. Crap. “Pneumonia” is the best we could do? And also stage a hug with a little girl for the cameras? Um, isn’t Pneumonia contagious?

My advistors are idiots.

The best thing about being “sick” is I get to ditch the press and public for a while. Hopefully a few weeks. But, no way I’ll be that lucky.

What is wrong with a little wobble? We’ve had Presidents propped up during speeches and also in wheelchairs. The problem is Twitter. The media didn’t photograph me falling. None of them would have showed the public my wobble. It was a disgusting regular person with an iPhone and a Twitter account. Would be great to shut that down. Nationalize Apple? Censor Twitter, Facebook and others? Hmm… May have to consider that.

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Of course I’m sick. I’ve been sick on and off for weeks. Who wouldn’t get sick at the pace I’m on? Oh, yeah, The Donald has had three times the campaign events I’ve had and he looks fine. But, that’s weird.

Maybe there is a silver lining, though. If I act sick a couple times I can use that later for many things like:

1) To save face. Pull out of race for “medical reasons” and not actually lose to The Donald.

2) To stay out of jail, or keep Clinton Foundation slush fund going. Pull out of race for “medical reasons” as part of a deal for immunity if/when more damaging emails come or an independent audit of Clinton Foundation finds irregularities.

3) Debate strategy. Help me act a little frail before/during the debates and call bullshit on The Donald when he attacks a poor woman who isn’t feeling 100%, then get totally checked out and have doctors say I’m fit for Election. Like maybe I caught Zika and then can be a stronger advocate. But a sickness that can be easily explained away like that would be best.

4) More debate strategy. Pull out of debates “for medical reasons” but for something totally fixable (Zika?) in time for elections. The debates don’t really help me if Trump can stay disciplined. Unfortunately, the more America sees me or learns about me, the more they distrust me. I’d be better off skipping debates if there’s a way to pull it off. It would be best if I could figure out a way to move the elections to next week.

5) Votes. This “faintness” episode can be blamed on heat, a virus, whatever … but could also be because I was just overwhelmed at the memories I have from the early days of the attack. Of the victims family. Just overwhelmed at the gravity of the occasion and horrific terror attack. Could make me seem more human. Like a melting of my icy heart. Could swing some voters my way?

I didn’t really want to be at the 9/11 ceremony anyway. Exhausting. Horrific incident, very tragic and just still bothers me. Sad time for USA and for me. I was there at Ground Zero so many times early on and do really care about the first responders, their families and all the people affected.  Such a dark and difficult time for all Americans, too. Each 9/11 is a difficult day for me and many people, but especially for me
personally after being involved so closely 15 years ago.

But, just kind of inconvenient that the ceremony was on a Sunday. I really was hoping for a day of rest. And The Donald was there. And, people love him here in New York.

Yuck.

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I hate the speech writer that put that “basket of deplorables” in the fundraiser speech. Also, whoever let the press into the fundraiser should be shot.

Sure, I call Trump supporters deplorable behind closed doors. I call a lot of people a lot of names. I call my own voters stupid and easily manipulated. I call the American public idiots.

What happens in my room should stay in my room.

And then I had to apologize. Because some of the voters in favor of Trump that I really want to vote for me might have thought that the deplorable comment was about them.

So, the blame should go back to the moron who said I should say that in the first place and the media who put it out there. Don’t blame me. And then I had to apologize. Nearly killed me.

It was for the fundraiser crowd. I got millions and a few laughs from that, too. Like when Cher called Trump Hitler. What’s wrong with comparing him to Hitler? So what if calling a person Hitler is probably the worst thing you can do. I’m Hillary. I’m with me. If I offend some people it’s because of their own stupid values. It shouldn’t have gone out to the public anyway. I should be able to say anything, do anything without repercussions. Without apologies. I’m physically ill from this.

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Kellyanne.

Another person to be thankful I’m not running against.

Tired … and these pesky reporters are driving me to drink.

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Ok place, if you like poor people, which I don’t. Fundraiser here nothing like the Hamptons or Hollywood. Almost not worth the time. But, I know I’m going to have to spend time in a lot of mediocre spots in next 60 days and so….I’m dealing with it.

Download from today – I forgot I’m not supposed to yell into the microphone so I came across loud and shrill in my speech. Just such a hard thing to remember.

Oh and ha ha Matt Lauer. Of course you look sexist asking me tough questions. What were you expecting? Trump better be nice to me in the debates, I’m a poor old woman, after all. At least once the media get ahold of any attacks or disagreement in the debates – they will spin it like that…That Trump hates women – that’s why he argues or disagrees or attacks me. Not because we’re adversaries.

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$1.7 billion dollars to Iran? In cash? If Obama could get his hands on that kind of cash, where’s mine?

$1.7 billion. Hmmm. How do I talk myself out of this one? Schools failing, Lousiana a shit storm needing money, kids needing money for college….but we give $$$ and more $$$ and more $$$ to where? Iran?

I guess “we owed them” the money? We think they are going to be a good little country from now on. Obama didn’t directly give cash to actual terrorists. Just people who  have a history supporting them… That’s ok, right?

Thanks, again, Obama.

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