Month: September 2016

Note to self: quit looking at the polls.

I won the debate. I was polished. I won. Just ask me. Just ask the media. I was amazing. So, what’s the deal with these polls? How is Trump now leading in most “swing states” and picking up ground in the others? Even in states I have no chance of losing like Colorado?

Even scarier, I know that they use too many Democrats in most of the polls. I hope this is just to make my voters think they can’t stay home. To rally the base. He’s horrible, but he could win, so stop staying on the sidelines…

Just makes no sense unless it’s a brilliant play by my advisors. I’ve always had cunning advisors around me. Like the ones who threatened witnesses against Bill and or when they “help problems just disappear.” Dedicated, crafty people. Little pissed they can’t figure out how to quiet Assange. Or, can they? It isn’t over yet.

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Kind of an inopportune moment for a train wreck.

I’m in Iowa. No chance I am here to speak to the couple hundred people here that show up for my speech. 6 electoral votes? The place smells like cows. People showing up in their “best” overalls. Nope.

My speech here is for America. I have more stuff to say against Trump. I have to bring some more stuff up he did 20 or 30 years ago and call him names. Make America hate him, afraid of him….They may not like me, but I need them to hate him, fear him.

How do I speak to America when the new channels are obsessed with a little train wreck. Who cares? They should be focused on me, should be broadcasting my plane trips, my speeches, everything I do. Make me look good.

When I’m at fundraisers calling Trump supporters deplorable – sure, that’s when they are Johnny on the Spot. But, I’m in Iowa, against my wishes, and doing a damn good job at smiling and shaking hands and where are they now?

Trying to hold off my speech here until the media agree to cut to my speech. Frustrating.

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Just sickening I have to play nice with the Obamas and Bernie in order to get votes. Just a killer.

Actually, they might think the same but in reverse. Oh well – politics. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Why, why, why does the American public like Michelle so much??!! I’m a billion times smarter and have done so much. It shouldn’t even be a contest. They’re with her – the idiots should be with me.  All she’s done is marry the right person. First Lady? They didn’t like me. Her husband a chain-smoker who doesn’t care about the people — has general disdain for America. And they love him. And her.

Sickening. I’ll play nice. Until I kick them out of the White House, that is. I hope I kick them out.

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How am I not 50 points ahead? How are there so many “regular” folk voting in surveys across America that Trump won the debate?

The media said I won. They know more. I won. Stupid public has no idea what to think. Trust the media. I won.

Next two debates are going to be rougher. But, I will memorize my lines and be prepared. I can memorize. Making decisions on the fly? Little more difficult. But, I can memorize.

Had to talk to those regular folks today. Looking forward to when I don’t have to do this anymore. Prefer to hang out with the real billionaires and bigots like Mark Cuban.

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Gotta love the media. Even those that are registered Republicans like Lester. He went after Trump so much, it was like a 2 against 1 in the debates. Beautiful.

I gave my canned answers perfectly. Advisors said maybe a little robotic, but overall very good.

Trump was very controlled and nice. I’m sure the American public will hate him for being nice. Sure, he got in a few zingers like, “Yeah, you have experience but it’s bad experience.” But, I think he was too nice. The advisors also said I came across mean and slightly elitist, but at least I remembered not to yell into the microphone. Reviewing the highlights now, but I am having trouble watching because all I can see is how yellow my teeth are… Crap! I just keep forgetting to use the whitening trays.

I pushed Lester so much about fact checking, he even got the facts wrong and went after Donald on stop and frisk. Lester had it all wrong. Stop and frisk isn’t unconstitutional. However, the application of stop and frisk can be found unconstitutional if it is used in a discriminatory way. But it, in itself is not. It may have taken me a few times to pass the bar, but even I knew Lester was wrong. Just so funny. More too, but that was the best.

Well, I need to rest. That prep and debate and after party got me. Patting myself on the back for my great debate. I know my hair looked great and I was able to remember my planned answers. So, all in all, great night. Presidency isn’t all about memorizing stuff, but I’m sure I impressed the ignorant electorate when I gave my canned information to them. I know I sounded brilliant to them. I didn’t really say why to vote for me. But, I kept up the narrative that no one should vote for him, so great job!

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I’m ready. Took forever, but I’m ready.

They gave me a little mini-podium —guaranteed to look good for me.

Well, if it doesn’t, there will be one more thing I can complain about, on top of my planned attacks on moderator, etc.

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Maybe most important issue of debate – looking good including fighting for a box for me to stand on so The Donald doesn’t look taller.

The day mostly about my hair and outfit. Few last minute one-liners and jabs to add in. Some discussion about pulling out of debate still. And some “what to do if you feel sick up there” advice.

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Short circuiting could be an issue. We’ve been over so many different strategies. Is there a point I become over prepared? I have debated like 140 times. Just never against the wild card candidate I have to debate now.

Last thought by one the advisors – Push back but don’t sound ex-wife ish???? What does that even mean? Apparently I get “crazy” eyes and “finger nails on chalkboard” voice when I get upset. So last note of advice today is to work a lot on sounding less irritating and not looking like I’m an elitist snobby ex-wife whiny crazy woman.

Phillippe pushed me. The advisors pushed me. Not many hours left and I’m a little nervous and very tired. But, I know everything so I think I will be ok. Except which Donald will show up.

The media will be on my side. But, now hearing the debate could change the mind of up to 1/3 of the voters. Amazing. Going to be fun. I hope. Just can’t short circuit on stage, or have like a weird “fainting” spell.

Fingers crossed.

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Ted, Ted, Ted. Endorsing Trump. Who next, Kasich?

I got the New York Times endorsement. But, who trusts the media these days… ???

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Amazing technology these days. Feel like a secret agent with the earpiece we’ve been using to get ready for the debates. That way I will be able to get answers and input and fact checks in real time…. Easy. Don’t have to remember everything…. Just listen and regurgitate.

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