Month: August 2016

Not sure about that weird hug. It’s been like 4-5 days now and I’m still having trouble sleeping. I mean, I kept slapping him on the shoulder like “it’s over, you can let go” but he kept hugging me. Grossly inappropriate.

I also know he would love to see me indicted. And, he would so casually step in to help the party. Right.

Joe. Jumping Joe? What’s his nickname? Doesn’t matter. He just made my list. Not the good list either. The hug was the most action I’ve seen in years… But, still, wildly inappropriate. Right?

Or, is it? First lady (well, former…) with the Vice President… I love “Scandal” – great show… How about a “life imitates art” rendition? The public might kind of like it…. the show is a hit. Might kind of make me seem more human? Something to consider.

More later.

 

The aides have to stop telling me I should go to Louisiana.

8 electoral votes and no money there. WTF are they thinking?

And now, Trump has already gone. Will look like I’m just doing it in reaction to what he does or says like when we added the American flags after he pointed out we had none at the convention. Wasn’t easy buying those flags last minute, surprisingly.

Today, fundraising with the one percenters. Last I checked there weren’t a lot of those in Louisiana. Will stick to the Northeast and the money.

More later.

No, Donald, I wasn’t sleeping. I was in Martha’s Vineyard. And, yes, I’m tired – but…. I’m still going.

Why in GOD’s name do people spend time on Martha’s Vineyard? It’s hot. There are more mosquitos there than people. Swarms of mosquitos. Half the island doesn’t serve alcohol. I just don’t understand the love for this place. It smells funny.

Worst part – they all love Obama here. I strolled into a quaint little store to show everyone I care about the people. Wave and smile, laugh, shake hands, couple of selfies. Make sure I take my sunglasses off. Learned that one the hard way, makes me look snobbish.

The store had big pretty painted signs on wood. Saw large “Obama Rolls” signs and other great big wooden signs with “Beware Sharks.” I muttered “Where are the Beware Obama signs?” No one heard me, but the media would have loved that one.

They love him. He’s here playing golf, they just adore him.

Why don’t people love me like that? And, yes, fricking Donald. I’m tired. Get over it.

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Why didn’t Tim Kaine’s wife take his last name?

I’m having trouble with Tim. His smile is just annoying. He is about as boring as boring gets. I’M BORED – not a great slogan. Safe choice? Just kind of freaks me out at this point.

Jesus… the VP debates? Couldn’t get me to watch if you paid me…

Speaking of getting paid… Bill says we made more than a 100 million dollars from Middle East countries recently. I didn’t realize it was that much. But, I owe them.

Another relaxing day today. Spent some time watching Fox News. How does Kimberly Guilfoyle get her lips so plump? I’d kill to be her age.

Sending someone out for Krispy Kreme. Need some comfort food. Just depressing how we can’t raise any money. An aide suggested we go to the people on another “bus tour” to save money. Not on your life. It’s bad enough that I have to shake people’s hands and smile for selfies. Not going to happen from a bus tour. Non-negotiable.

Thoughts flying everywhere. Little bit of anxiety tonight. Lots going on. Today I forgot where I was. That’s normal, I’m sure. I’m in so many places and I think it’s normal to get disoriented and confused from time to time….

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AN APOLOGY!

Crap. We will just play it like it doesn’t matter. He didn’t mean it.

We will keep baiting him and see if he’s really changed. Which he hasn’t. And the media won’t let him off the hook.

Ok. Another issue. Need to focus on getting as much money from foreign governments into the Foundation as possible in the next few months since Bill announced we will stop taking money from foreign governments. AFTER I’m elected.

Of course, there are plenty of ways around that statement. The foreign entities can give money to another US Charity and then the money will be given to us. We aren’t stupid. There are so many loopholes in that statement – and who cares anyway? That can’t be a conflict of interest when I’m President, can it? So, I owe a few people a few favors…..

Idiots. I’m not anti-education. But, apparently I can’t be pro-education.

After saying today that we need to mix it up….Give a speech on education or something new. Let’s get away from the stuff I’m losing on like Law, Order, National Security and the Economy.

The polls say one thing – I’m doing well. But, follow the money and I’m losing to The Donald.

So, I say “let’s focus on something new – let’s give a speech on Education.” Great idea. Right?

Apparently not. I can’t run on Education because I’ve tied myself to Obama. The public school system has been in decline for years. But, even worse in the Obama years. The majority of the worst 10 states for public education are Governed by Democrats. We just need to stay away from the topic. There is no proof I’m for it, or Obama is for it. Because it’s horrible. And, we did nothing to stop the decline.

Also, I can’t run on what I did as a Senator. Renaming a bridge isn’t sexy. I really also did nothing as First Lady. And, let’s not even remember my tenure as Secretary of State. Nothing positive. All those freaking trips and I have nothing?

My website is awesome on education, I mean — just full of empty promises – but looks good and sound good — but really, truly, I have nothing to back it up.

I’m wondering, besides attacking Donald for being “dangerous” — just exactly what record can I run on successfully? Little depressed right now. Maybe some vodka or chocolate would help. I do have the media on my side still. So, I’m sure it will be good.

More later.

If I ignore Milwaukee, I’m sure it will just go away.

Note to self: learn more about Venezuela and why everyone says I’m going to make USA into another Venezuela. And that’s a bad thing? Venezuela: don’t know much about it but it sounds like a cool and exciting place.

Diamonds are a girls best friend? I prefer cash. Also, I just found that the fundraising is really sluggish. I’m not sure what is causing the sluggishness. Maybe the media needs to back off on the polls that have me leading by so much – people don’t think I need it. Maybe I have to figure out a way to get enough energy to show up at my own fundraisers….

At this point, we are spending like there is no tomorrow. And, bills and expenses are higher than planned. And now that we have to pay people to show up to my speeches, costs are only going up.

Time to reach out to my friends. There are plenty of ways to get around the campaign donation rules and laws. Just have to lie cheat and steal. More.

I just remembered a good quote I wanted to write down that reminds me of Loretta Lynch. Henry Kissinger once said “Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.” Loretta Lynch would have made a great politician. She sure acts like one impressively. Glad to have her on my side. She knows who butters her bread.

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Haven’t had a chance to write in my diary for a couple days, I thought I forgot my password so asked one of my aides who said they were helping me by changing my password every couple days and now it is password, but with capital P — hard to keep up with all the tightened security.

Burning question in my mind: What does The Donald have against Saudi Arabia? Doesn’t he know how much money they have? They’ve given me and Bill like 30 or 35 million dollars. Can’t remember the exact number. What they do to woman in their culture, in their country – who cares? Their checks are good. So, I owe them a few favors? Again, what the public doesn’t know won’t hurt them.

So The Donald says I need to give the money back. Of course, he’s crazy. Just ask the media.

I was supposed to have an intelligence briefing today – but they legitimately bore me to tears. Not enough attention is paid on me during those briefings. All listening. The only thing I hate worse than giving free speeches is not getting paid to listen to someone talk. Talk, talk, problem here, problem there. Wonder if I can just get someone else to do the briefings?

Paul McCartney gave me the nod today. So, I’ve been endorsed by Saudi Arabia, probably the most prolific sponsor of international Islamic terrorism, and a Beatle. Not bad.

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So Bill lies… “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” Lie. He was impeached. The young voters probably don’t even know that.

I lie. Politicians lie. Bill was good at it and still got caught. I’m great at it and still get caught a lot. But since the world knows that politicians lie, I don’t think it matters.

I tell the minorities I will fight for them, the middle class I will fight for them, the poor, the black, the Muslims, the Gays — I will fight for them. They believe what they want to believe. All the lies.

Now Trump is introducing Monica to a generation of voters that may not know about the slutty girl who did disgusting things with my husband in the Oval Office and the lies to cover it up. He’s pointing to the millions of dollars I get from regimes who treat women like dogs, he’s bringing up the lies I say about Benghazi….. What he doesn’t get is the people know I lie. Every day. But they believe what they want to hear.

And they are unsophisticated and easily manipulated so I will be fine.

More later.