My Personal Thoughts

All the people who were waiting for me to come out at my watch party…

I should have come out and said, “thanks for coming, votes are still being counted, thank you for your love and support.”

But there is not enough wine in my house to get me to do that.

I’m bad at math but it still doesn’t look great.

We good? No.

I’m brilliant. And funny.

Well, not me, maybe. The campaign crew. They have made people completely forget my past, my actions, my plans, and my promises … like:

My past: Opened the border for everyone, including including more than 13,000 convicted murderers, more than 15,000 convicted of sexual assault, more than 2,500 convicted of kidnapping, and more than 62,000 convicted of assault — with no plans to close it. Or get rid of those criminals. I mean, I “will” on day 1. That’s hilarious.

My plans: Give free healthcare for everyone including illegal immigrants. Healthcare should be a right. Who cares if it literally would bankrupt America. I’m about dreams. I’ve been dreaming about SO MANY handouts.

My past, present, future: Raised money to bail out looters and rioters in Minnesota and around the country. No one should be in jail for those things. Let them out and allow them to do it again, and again, and again. It doesn’t matter that in Wisconsin alone that was $500 million dollars of damage — destroying small businesses and livelihoods for thousands. We side with the looters! And I would do it again.

My past: I may want looters and rioters free, but I worked hard to put moms in jail. Moms who had kids in the hospital, and because they were in the hospital, they were missing school. And AFTER that I wrote in my book 2019 The Truths We Hold that “instituting a statewide plan on truancy was part of the reason I’d run for the office in the first place.” So. That’s who I am. Let rioters out of jail, put moms in jail — even if their kid is in the hospital.

Past, present, future: get rid of freedom of speech. I’ve literally said that. And Walz has. And people don’t care? You can’t make this up. I feel like I’m in a movie.

Past: I have a horrible record on Criminal Justice Reform especially concerning minorities. Sure, I raised money to release the purple-haired, rich, white liberals cosplaying as anarchists in the Floyd riots. But, when in power in CA, I fought for harsher sentences, larger bail requirements, longer prison terms, more prosecution of petty crimes, greater criminal justice involvement in low-income and minority communities, less due process for people in the system, less transparency, and less accountability for bad cops.

Past, present, future: AND I also want to discontinue ICE, reimagine the police, and allow sanctuary cities to continue to allow criminals to stay in our country. What? Yep.

Past (and present, and future): I was 100 percent on board with all vaccine mandates, business closures, and government overreach. I still haven’t said anything about Peanut. Why? I don’t care. Government should be able to go into people’s homes for their pets, for their guns, for their kids — whatever we want. Government power should be absolute. I mean it.

Future: we have convinced everyone I’m their only savior for “healthcare freedoms for women” but genuinely…. Women can get an abortion in all 50 states. And I don’t care about their “healthcare freedom” — I still require Covid boosters for my staff. This is just a “winning” talking point to gin up voters. It’s nonsense if you think about it. But, no one is, I don’t think.

People have COMPLETELY forgotten that they cannot afford to live in my America. With rising crime numbers, record inflation, higher costs…

What we had… a rush to anoint me a saint—in the press, on social media, among celebrities— that went into overdrive quickly, because I’m a black woman and out of desperation to avoid Trump getting elected again.

And it’s probably going to be enough.

No matter my past, my present or THEIR future. It’s a desperation to NOT get Trump again —- even though they KNOW we had peace and prosperity while he was in office. And the OPPOSITE while I was in office.

Its brilliant. And tonight. Well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. We will see.

We good? We will see.

Status meeting. Everyone quite nervous, somber.

Everyone talking at once, almost hushed but loud at same time.

And I got bits and pieces like…

“It would literally take a miracle to take the most unpopular VP ever and make her a beloved, superhuman candidate able to win.”

“A miracle and the media 100 percent in our side.”

“Well, we have the media 89 percent on our side, will that be enough?”

“And we have the women.”

“Most women…some have seen through our charade.”

“Is it enough?”

“It’s gonna be close. But the liberal elites in Hollywood have taken their stance. Whether that helps or hurts, we will see.”

“Did anyone else think it was weird that the Avengers said ‘down with Democracy’ and ‘Kamala down with Democracy’ like they and her are against democracy?”

We good? Possibly. Only time will tell.

“We have two days to lie, cheat, and steal our way into the White House. Kamala, give it your all.”

We good. I hope.

So. I’m having “fun” in “beautiful” Michigan.

And “fun” is a euphemism for “a brutal day” and “beautiful” is really “this godforsaken place” …but who’s counting?

I have two days left. My speeches today focused on a fundamental platform of my campaign for President. Which is, of course, healthcare freedom for women. I repeat to the masses, “government should NEVER tell a woman what to do with their bodies.”

And my team thinks that when the women hear that — they are rushing immediately to vote for me. Women have counted for most of the early voting.

And they HAVE to be voting for me. For healthcare freedom.

And NONE of them remember that it was in my administration … under my watch… that the government told EVERY women what to do with their bodies: get the vaccine.

We mandated the Covid vaccine for EVERYONE. We fired women who didn’t want to get it. We forced a healthcare choice on every woman…. It didn’t matter if they DIDN’T want it. It didn’t matter if it wasn’t or might not be safe for them (for example, it was never tested on women with autoimmune issues, but we lied and said it we knew it was safe for them).

Women don’t remember anything. We good, right? It’s all about abortion.

It doesn’t matter that even after everything we know about Covid and the vaccines that I am STILL MANDATING the Covid booster. If someone in my office doesn’t want it, it doesn’t matter. We, the government, are telling them what they HAVE to do with their bodies. Again. Still.

Status meeting today was a little somber. I’m not entirely sure what the deal is, we are ahead in every poll.

Sitting there listening — it sounded like they mostly believe that the polls mean nothing. That we have been on a steady decline in both motivation and turnout. That they have been able to put out a few “fake” polls (like in Iowa) to discourage Trump votes. That they feel women votes could favor us slightly, but male votes will favor Trump. It will likely come down to independents again. RFK Jr. has been gaining followers with his attacks on big Pharma… I don’t know. A bunch of mumbo jumbo.

But I was born in a middle class family. We had struggles and I understand.

I started out with the premise of talking about two truth and one lie — a game people like to play.

I only have the one lie though. I am here to protect women’s healthcare freedoms.

And is that enough?

We good? Possibly.

Seven states. Seven states will (maybe) decide the election.

I’m frantically trying to hit the seven as much as possible. Trump is, too.

Many call the United States a democracy, but we are actually a constitutional federal republic. That means simple majority vote doesn’t pick the President.

Five times in history, presidential candidates have won the popular vote but lost the Electoral College…

And how did we get the Electoral College? The founding fathers debated for months, with some arguing that Congress should pick the president and others insisting on a democratic popular vote. 

Their compromise was the Electoral College. It ensures that the richer and more populous states aren’t the only states with a say in elections.

It’s an imperfect system, but it’s ours.

It generally makes a few states, and the people’s votes in those states more valuable than votes in others.

It does help focus campaign time. Like, Trump doesn’t have to waste time in California. Because, even though there are a few people claiming they will “turn CA red” we all know — that won’t happen.

I don’t really know why California is going to stay blue. Most Californians hate their Democratic Governor. Newsom. Or, as many call him — NewScum. He has a 27 percent favorability rating… Polls in CA have a majority of the voters feeling that California is headed in wrong direction and government, in general, is among the top issues identified by likely California voters, behind the economy, housing costs, homelessness and crime. The economy pretty bad, housing costs are out of control, homelessness has skyrocketed and is costing tax payers an arm and a leg, and crime is off the charts bad. But people say their number one concern is their current government.

But. Then they keep voting blue. For higher taxes, higher crime… and no thought at all to change the party running things?

I mean, good for us! I guess it helps when we demonize and lie about the Republicans and their goals and plans. And when the media spews those same lies over and over again.

I forgot what I was writing about. Oh. North Carolina. This place sucks.

Three more days. And then I don’t have to do a thing for four years. Maybe campaign again starting in 3 years. But besides that… not much. My promises to the voters? Does any person alive actually believe I’ll do any of those things. Fix what I broke? Yeah, “sure I will.” “I’ll get right to work — Day 1.” Ha ha ha ha ha.

Three days. I can make it. We good.

Why would anyone want a pet squirrel?

Squirrels are not on list of government approved pets. The government should really be able to mandate what you can do in your own home.

And … Democrat led NY government agencies heard a man had a pet squirrel.

So, they decided to go into the man’s home. And take the squirrel. And kill it.

Who cares if the man rescued the squirrel seven years ago and neither the man or the squirrel had caused ANY problems. Of any kind. Not so much as a parking ticket. The squirrel, named Peanut, was even an internet star in a way, with more than half a million followers. Followers who were brought a little joy by the heartwarming videos the man and squirrel made together. But, who cares?

Who cares that the squirrel was a beloved family member to the man and his wife? Living in their home, bothering no one. We raided the home, treated the couple like criminals — and killed their family member, Peanut.

I don’t. I don’t care. Government power and control… it should be absolute. If we say you can’t have a squirrel — you can’t have one. If we say you can’t be on the beach, because you might get sick — you can’t go to the beach. If we say you can’t go to a restaurant, or work, or a gym, or get your hair cut — You can’t. We can, but you can’t.

Illegal immigrants beating up cops in NYC — they can get out of jail same day. Illegal immigrants — murderers, rapists — they can be ushered into the country.

But. Try and be a tax-paying American who wants to own a squirrel, or go to the gym… Not gonna happen if we say no.

Power is awesome. Government overreach is a pillar of the Democratic Party, and we have so many ideas about continuing this… like shutting down free speech… fun stuff. And no one can stop us. Well, Trump could. But we keep telling everyone HE’s the fascist.

We good.

Well. We picked the VP months ago. And we picked the Liar.

The runner-up was Josh Shapiro.

The Cheater.

Which would have been worse? Right now, I would take anyone over the buffoon Walz. But, like I said, we made that choice months ago.

And Shapiro… well Pennsylvania is a state we need to win desperately. Trump told his supporters to vote early — “swamp the vote” is what he called it, I think — get ballots in early. And election offices have literally been swamped with requests for ballots. And the more difficult Josh can make it for these voters — the better. For us. Not better for the voters….but who cares? And he’s making it very difficult. Extremely.

On Tuesday, the deadline at 5pm Tuesday, people waited more than THREE hours to get ballots. And one county, Bucks County — run by Democrats — made sure they were turned away. Some people reported being turned away throughout the afternoon.

Initially some districts allowed for a one day extension. The Trump campaign sued, and, much to our chagrin, he allowed some to extend to today — Friday.

The judge found the reports of voter suppression were valid.

Bucks county did finally acknowledge there was a “miscommunication” which they said meant “individuals in line to apply for an on-demand mail-in ballot were briefly told they could not be accommodated,” and then added that those voters “were given the opportunity to submit mail-in ballot applications later.” Right.

“Miscommunication” yeah, that’s one way to put it.

And today, people again waited hours upon hours. Well, why not? The less voters in the conservative areas — the better. For us.

But of course, the media is “debunking” the claims of the Trump campaign that there are issues in PA. The Republicans are outpacing their previous records on early voting, but if it would have been easier for them to get ballots — it could have been much, much worse. And, more Democrats have turned in their votes and more women have voted than men. Shapiro really helped us. So we are feeling pretty good.

If you make people wait one to two to three hours (or more, or multiple days) …. Do some go away? We hope so. Thanks, Josh.

We good.

Status meeting. No one happy. Lots of bickering and complaining, lots of numbers going back and forth — but generally no one is happy. No joy.

It dawned on me that I had read a report once that said statistically Republicans are happier than Democrats. I didn’t bother to read the article to see why. So, I thought I would break up the general argumentative and negative mood and ask if anyone knew why that was.

In response, the four-eyed Asian staffer, what’s-his-name, turned and looked at me with almost quizzical disgust.

“Ms. Harris, I thought we all made it clear that you are no longer allowed to speak in these status meetings.” I’m pretty sure he knows I don’t like being called “Ms. Harris” — I’m the fucking VP after all. Madame VP or Queen of F*cking Everything is what I want them to call me.

Anywho. I let it slide because I really couldn’t think of anything to say back except, “I was raised in a Middle-Class family.” So, I decided to use our pal google to find out.

Apparently there isn’t like one definite reason: but study after study confirms that conservatives describe themselves significantly happier than liberals. And it was true when comparing across financial statuses. Like low income Conservatives v. low income Liberals, middle class Conservatives v. middle class liberals — etc.

One study actually described it like this:

Generally speaking, conservatives wake up feeling blessed with what they have. They are generally grateful for their lives, their families, their jobs. They try to help others through civic duty, volunteerism, and charitable contributions. They often believe in hard work, being kind, and a higher being. They love their country, even if they know there is room for improvement — they put their hand over their heart for the National Anthem and often find ways to work to improve what they can.

Liberals on the other hand wake up in a country that they feel is deeply flawed. They find fault in their families, criticize their neighbors beliefs, and blame others for their problems. The world around them is homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, intolerant — racist. They are oppressed by everyone and everything — including climate change which they feel is an existential threat. People who wake up and think the world is ending in 12 years because their neighbor took a plane ride last week… just hard to commit to happiness. There are too many things wrong around them to feel ok to be happy. They kneel for the National Anthem, burn flags, and have a higher rate of depression.

It’s the “glass half-full or glass half-empty” trick. And the left is more of a glass half empty group.

The staff are still bickering. Bunch of unhappy liberals, am I right?

We have three states today. I will give my nonsensical speech where I claim to be full of joy but tell them vote for me and stay unhappy, stay oppressed, and hate everything — and… turn the page on the peace and prosperity they could have with Trump. Because Trump is Hitler.

We good.

Status meeting. There are more Republicans going to vote early than ever in recorded history.

What happened? What’s going on?

Ok. So. We had them. Our voters were energized. Theirs were too, but maybe not enough to really make it to the polls.

We had the media telling people I was SO far ahead. We had the celebrities getting our side excited.

And Republicans, fed up, but still maybe a little hopeless. I mean — every media outlet has been saying Trump has no chance.

And we had thoroughly demonized Trump supporters. How could any human vote for him? He’s a monster.

And we pushed a little on Trump’s rallies, especially the Madison Square Rally — “it’s basically a Nazi rally.”

But somewhere along the way…. we went too far. People exercising their right to follow their candidate or party probably shouldn’t be compared constantly to Nazis. I did that. With the Presidential Seal on my podium.

And then, the President of the United States — crazy Uncle Joe… he calls Trump supporters “garbage”… ok, so Trump had ONE comedian make a bad joke about a floating island made of garbage in the middle of the ocean being Puerto Rico. And he pissed off some Puerto Ricans. Maybe enough to motivate them to vote. We think probably a handful, perhaps. And we pounced on it and called Trump and his supporters racist. But, this racist tag — we just use it way too much. So it’s almost become meaningless.

But then Sleepy Joe calls ALL Trump supporters GARBAGE. Every one. Millions. And after coming after Trump for 9 years. After trying to bankrupt him, put him in jail, take him off ballots. After calling him Hitler and his followers Nazis…. there comes a time when the straw breaks the camel’s back.

And my staff says that’s where we are now. We have poked the bear. We had them cornered, but sometimes when you corner a wounded animal they lash out.

And.

Well, remember when Hillary called them deplorables? It still is used as a possible factor in her defeat.

And voters are waiting in line FOR HOURS. With red hats on.

And… well, just a few days left. It’s gonna be a nail biter.

We good? Hmmm. Potentially.

Trump

JD Vance

Elon

Tulsi Gabbard

RFK Jr.

The “Unity” ticket. They are drawing crowds across the country. And, they’ve all been on The Joe Rogan podcast.

Well, JD goes in today or tomorrow.

But me? It’s a calculated risk. Either I don’t go on… and people think “perhaps she can’t do a three hour interview or have a normal unscripted conversation with people.” Or, I go on and people find out, “I can’t have a normal conversation and my head is full of nothing but nonsensical word salads.”

What was it that my campaign staffer said about few months ago? I think a quote from Mark Twain.…

“It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.”

The f*ing “Unity” ticket is gaining traction. Oh sure, I’m getting big crowds by promising them a Beyoncé concert (she didn’t sing), or bringing in celebs (people love celebrities) like The Boss, DiCaprio, Megan Thee Stallion, Lizzo, Usher…. Only the best, not brightest, but best stars.

But the so called “Unity” ticket is attracting people that want to listen to their message. Their plans.

Elon: how he can cut $2 trillion in wasteful government spending — money that could be used to REALLY educate our children or make our streets and borders safer. And bring down the debt.

Tulsi: how she will work to end the forever wars and rid the government of warmongers. And help Trump bring and keep peace.

RFK: who has plans to help end the chronic suffering of our children and our adults and MAHA: make America healthy again.

Trump: who just loves the country and wants to protect it and put Americans first. Who wants to protect women’s sports, and make America affordable again. and rid the country of criminal illegal aliens that are making communities less safe.

And JD. Well, I think we heard enough from him when he “schooled” the creepy school-teacher Walz on the debate stage. But, we will get more — when the Rogan podcast hits.

We good? Really, really hard to tell.